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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required 100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy As of late - I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found yours truly doubled over in gastrointestinal agony as if elephant or red (livid with rage) bull thrust his tusk into lower abdominal area dawn to dusk ah...voila... hence subsequently I tout blessed natural laxative the magic of Daily Fiber 100% natural psyllium husk. Upon sprinkling two dose powder pack, which orange flavor sweetened upon missus mishmash pop slop, not aesthetically pleasing major drawback heavy as a full coalsack sometimes burned and scorched black movement came swift, on par how fast snaky Mister liquid Plumber doth attack obstructed potty bowl. Well now... monumental poetic challenge, I now craftily abbreviate (think clogged toilet synonymous with blockage) waste matter after days did accumulate ready to apply corkerasp* regarding rectal blockage to alleviate. Imagine impossible mission to defecate which debilitating scenario (mine) accursed fate frequently recurring more often as yours truly ages i.e. latter day saint Matthew Scott got older rectal affliction compromised me ordinary easy going demeanor to boot disallowing, disenabling, and not permitting me - effecting, emulating, and exhaling Tony the tiger's catchword grrrrrreat if queried about my constitution when alas... absolute ecstasy found me expelling bowel movement with effort weighing approximately hundredweight though relieved, nevertheless the toilet bowl clogged, prompting me to correct historical records on two accounts despite causing potential ruckus disaster buffs may incriminate nsync notion huge bowel movement (mine) took down (analogous voyage to bottom of sea) toto Lusitania and actually additionally caused separate incident complex edifice (think Titanic) both sturdy ships of state former rendered foundered latter purportedly crashing into iceberg me mate. ------------------------------------------------ *Lemme explain the essence of a corkerasp Whenever constipation a pain in the ass just maneuver this lightweight metal contrivance made of brass no matter if anybody considers this action crass apply corkscrew motion up the alimentary canal to remove waste which most likely will be thick like petrified paste stuck deep inside bowels of the sphincter muscles and solidly encased causing severe cramps within lower gastrointestinal tract inducing one to wince nonstop from being with fecal matter packed and no amount of primal groaning didst loose this hard fact nor does imagery of freed turd ease the anal plight no laughing matter despite how absurd squeezing does nothing even applying all inner might thus necessary to incorporate unnatural intervention to unclog rectal blockage + uncomfortable bloating swelling anus the size of a hog disabling barely any ease to stand let alone jog yet tis essential per extricating what feels like one swallowed a log lest epitaph induce possible eulogy possibly spoken the language of prague every ounce of effort required to bend over gingerly affixing plunger end of device to business rear end best accompanied with close companion or friend since dirty deed done dirt cheap trick will ideally rend rock solid excrement to roll and release crashing sound sent upon the bathroom floor possibly inducing seismic waves less or more whereby toilet bowl water will pour over the sides akin to white caps near sea shore without doubt all the while gluteus maximus extremely sore.
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