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Prune juice as effective emetic

Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic result. Ofttimes I experience constipation bout, and thus the missus pours me a class of natural laxative with clout nursing said tonic, yours truly situated in close proximity to bathroom without doubt lest sphincter muscles go into overdrive wreaking excretory fallout challenge compounded to access loo courtesy flare up of gout while all alone in the wilderness helplessly at odds how to receive handout of toilet tissue (or baby wipes), I bewail to avoid staining underwear (with trademark skid marks, which the wife bemoans, when washing clothes in kitchen sink repulsed when seeing a small piece of excrement) the latter cloth material to clean tuckus, which I prefer using to attend unpleasant task to render posterior happy and shiny tushy (housing a well functioning conduit, where human waste eliminated that without fail fills tidy bowl brim to overflowing) frequently necessitating me to bucket flush and/or notify management headquarters (for a plumber) located in Lansdale, which short poem figuratively sketches thumbnail, when dyschezia plugs up lower orifice of the alimentary canal a side effect linkedin to one or more of the prescription medications reliant upon to ameliorate the mental health issues of social anxiety, dysthymia, (a low mood occurring for at least two years, along with at least two other symptoms of depression), and palmar hyperhidrosis (characterized by chronic excessive sweating, not related to the necessity of heat loss) to list a few outstanding plagues upon mine body electric afflicting me since mommy dearest witnessed debut during her parturition heralding my debut into this badass webbed, wide world, whereby wildly contra dancing, (the most fun one can have with their clothes on), a pleasant panacea, yours truly foot loose and fancy free applying nimble fingers watching lovely ladies fancifully twirled.

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