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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation Otherwise titled deep into my fiftieth year of passive aggressive rebellious puberty. Yes, I chickened out getting a haircut yesterday August twenty seventh two thousand and twenty four as stated in a previous poem before undergoing cataract surgery cause mine deux (mind you) ponytail donation of at least by donating at least eight inches of these straggly tresses to a facility that repurposes cut hair for Children with Hair Loss after getting golden – more specifically brunette imponderable locks lopped off, would still cost me thirty five dollars namely at Salon Nova (situated at west Ridge Pike, Suite A, Royersford, Pennsylvania, 19468) not including a tip, which extra bonus, (would most likely top off the total cost close to fifty dollars, but yours truly best ask this question ahead of time, which monetary fait accompli with scissors might best set my sights until speedy recovery videre licet post cataract surgery. Sacrilegious transgression against deeply rooted obsessive compulsive disorder impossible mission to forcibly eject from out my psyche, until drastic measure of prefrontal lobotomy or Electroconvulsive therapy employed courtesy a thirteen year old. Siege warfare (trumpeting) average joe biden his time linkedin with aberrant behavior transpires within me mind, (not just today August 27th, 2024, but everyday/365) warrants depleting stockpile arsenal constituting exhausting mental health uprooting deep seated repellent pesky daunting lost cause. Overruled by irrational thoughts, I feebly muster a lame duck half quacked comeback (think home team cheering at pep rally) against analogous figurative agents provocateur said nemesis bore down hard upon sense and sense abilities mine psyche undergoing blistering, hectoring withering, et cetera courtesy ghost of Emily Brontë mailer daemons flitting to and fro, hither and yon within wuthering heights. Another necessity Emma gin) awoke prided prejudice plus sense and sensibility to confront head on after trimming back the tresses beastie boy foo fighting (Irish, no matter genealogy regarding yours truly Eastern European) mine talking head housing private insane asylum. Incomprehensible thought processes chronically spin out of control dictate mandate NOT to wash hair until at least one week passage of time, (an arbitrarily chosen number i.e. seven days convenient block) even if appearance looks unkempt, slovenly grungy, et cetera as nirvana seeking guy. Thus, I readily admit self held hostage, whereby loopy thought provoking patterns hopelessly, grimly, futilely find me surrendering NEVER eradicating down battened ramparts neurotic, lunatic approved, idiotic mind mental chattering babbling jabbering gibberish housing concocted village people dead set against shampooing oily locks. Quite a tussle (think metaphorical hair pulling) ensues within me scrambled noggin, whereby pathetic psychotic pummeling win knows scrimmage scoring touchdown amidst teaming muted brouhaha allowing, enabling, and providing harmlessly insane nettlesome pesky skewed notions ridiculous leeway to predominate until yours truly USDA qualified, hashtagged, certified... as grateful dead among human league. I generally mean mine mien mental state moost occasions heavily marinated stupor long established as external trait psychologically time tested trooper impossible mission to kickstart sanity doppelgänger regularly revisits his soul asylum hellbent antimatter he cannot vitiate despite therapeutic laxative merely exhausts well bred literate smoking doobie brother eliminating aforementioned pablum witnessed courtesy one floundering grouper among plenty of fish schooled hyphenated (high finned haggled) burn hushed scaled poem courtesy one unionised rebellious party pooper. Spellbound with colossal mental grippe (i.e. all-consuming figurative cerebral obsessive compulsive forced membership) magnetic resonance imaging indicated jagged blip and/or nsync microscopy showed telltale genetic authorship regarding above stated mental health crisis, whereby Sigmund Freud analyst did flip lid freeing leeches imported courtesy Philip Hansel and Gretel a mere slip o' lass, whose nose she always did turnip.
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