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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Stimulus check(up), visited mine local gastro-intestinal economy Around high noon today March 19th, 2021 fecal impaction I did plaintively croon until effect courtesy amitiza, which prescription medication (in short a laxative) served as amazing grace saving boon. Once activated - impossible mission to suppress strong urge to excrete, linkedin, kickstarted and coaxed soon after swallowing medicament 'course yours truly needed to defecate while taking shower and washing hair which sudden incontinent spate comprises anecdote, I poetically relate. Rectal obstruction found me doubled over with lower abdominal distress, whereby comfort found me unable to lie down nor sit upright (with back padded with pillows against the cellar brick wall), thus severe bloating a bonus well nigh. Methought generic garden variety fellow invoking libretto ohm resistant understudy waste not want not allowing, enabling and providing relief, without successful defecation despite the oppressive urge to bolster Uriah heap of balled up and tuckered out five foot and ten inches of lovely bones, thence mouthing retraction of former thought to cease existing though a non-bull lever in power broker qua mankind relief at long last provided posterior answered prayer yet, this scrivener scrutinizes his recurring pain in ass mock jagged torture and asks rhetorical one word question "WHY"? Methinks constipation doth spell worse fate than hell, which latter named state experienced while Harris family lived at 1148 Greentree Lane, thus warrants the following "fake" farmer almost a dozen years ago to craft verses about Penn Valley dell. Digression away from titled theme: Circa: 23rd of Tevet, 5760 to 15th of Tevet, 5770 in accordance with Hebrew date converted, asper Gregorian Calendar courtesy of Google, which place of residence i.e. tract 1950's housing Penn Valley, Pennsylvania, we (myself, missus and deux daughters), we overstayed our welcome during that decade abysmal cruel fate, where surviving members of spouse's birth family did execrate and admirably, royally, supremely, et alia succeeded beyond their wildest dreams to invoke, foster, andcreate perdition during first decade of second millennium Anno Domini They would not tolerate my mental illness (schizoid personality disorder with ample helping of high anxiety, and panic attacks), coon sitter ring excruciating difficulty maintaining employment as reason to denigrate pushing this struggling young family to absquatulate, especially as figurative toxic barbs didst accelerate soon after, we sit foot upon cluttered premises, jam packed, which haphazardly (helter skelter like) didst accumulate (steeped amidst, a hoarder's paradise), elusively east of Eden teasing chronic pennilessness. Yours truly, humble fellow, whose person others found an easily convenient scapegoat to humiliate marrying into a blood of bigoted, pigheaded, and small minded obdurate folks intolerant of every creed dance except frum Israel, and/or an affiliate, one un mensch shun hubble, and purported "moocher" said accommodations never cared to earn good graces of MainLine rich Jewish culture, this atheist among hoi polloi, a roll (i.e. challah), he could never assimilate.
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