Long Defecation Poems
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Earthy EmpathyYou've heard that self-unfulfilling prophecy?
"I love humanity--
it's just people I can't stand."
I love healthy humanity--
it's just uppity and/or snooty people I can't stand
I love cooperative humanity--
it's just overly-competitive individuals I can't stand.
Not so distant from,
I...
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Categories:
defecation, caregiving, gospel, health, humor, integrity, peace, political,
Form:
Political Verse
Chapter 114 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Godfrey and Barrington's Fiesta and Food Reperation ShiftDamian was on the tele-video
conference with various Prestigious
Proper people of distinction. The US
Vice president was on Skype along
With Secretary of State. He spoke
With Russia's top diplomat, Valeiry
Sergei Shonikov, South African president
Holu...
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Categories:
defecation, color, husband,
Form:
Alliteration
Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross FableTwice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable
which poetic product best be affixed
with hashtag STINKY label.
As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad to boot,
I discovered common combustible materials
found in the bathroom.
At opportune...
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Categories:
defecation, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, blessing, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvii Highlight of February 12th, 2023Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023
Above title attests
how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure overflowing excrement
er... rather excitement.
Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
believe me not,...
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Categories:
defecation, 12th grade, abuse, adventure, anger, anxiety, bereavement,
Form:
Rhyme
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvi Highlight of February 13th, 2022Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022
Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure overflowing excrement
er... rather excitement.
Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
believe me not,...
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Categories:
defecation, adventure, cool, devotion, farewell, happiness, heaven, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song ReduxProlonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,
a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks
As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found...
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Categories:
defecation, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, endurance, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Toilet Paper RevolutionDate June 2024
A large group picketed outside
Of the toilet paper factory.
People held picket
Signs marching in a circular line.
The Group chanted:
Revolters deserve better bottom
Paper on this caper! The group
Became bigger...
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Categories:
defecation, anger, history,
Form:
Alliteration
Stimulus Checkup Visited Mine Local Gastrointestinal EconomyStimulus check(up), visited mine local gastro-intestinal economy
Around high noon
today March 19th, 2021
fecal impaction I did plaintively croon
until effect courtesy amitiza, which
prescription medication
(in short a laxative)
served as amazing grace saving boon.
Once activated - impossible mission
to suppress...
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Categories:
defecation, abuse, betrayal, conflict, dark, depression, discrimination, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Mine Nightmare With Social AnxietyMine Nightmare With Social Anxiety,...
Now Mostly Purged
Decades removed when body electric
felt tortured reverberated, and quaked
with MegaDeath repercussions tattooing,
piercing, foisting, ensnaring, drubbing
drum beat indelibly 'pon psyche NON
MEMORABLE years gone bye felled
psyche with...
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Categories:
defecation, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fate,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Everyone Nose I Haint No OtolaryngologistEveryone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist
Nonetheless this bard arse feels gratitude
courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O.
without cerumen eye zing
May 17th, 2022 'ere
and thank dog guardian angels,
who find me continually blessed
regarding audiological sense to hear,
whereby faculty sound...
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Categories:
defecation, appreciation, blessing, caregiving, dedication, health, humorous, may,
Form:
Rhyme
This Is My BattlegroundHelplessness invades
into my life and into my world
Chaos; Disorder
Helplessness invades
trying to imprison you in a box of no choices
:A box made of tinted glass
buried under the old, dry earth
without any openings but the small split...
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Categories:
defecation, god, imagery, inspiration, jesus, self,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Defecation Clogged Toilet BowlDefecation clogged toilet bowl...
courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA
and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming poetic shout
to air grievances
concerning outsize bowel movement
hoping (fat/slim chance)
Mike Rowe happens tubby about,
though shadow of doubt
he...
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Categories:
defecation, 12th grade, adventure, grief, humorous, muse, stress,
Form:
Rhyme
I Made a Beeline BustleHurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today
March 28th, 2022,
after incomplete defecation
sitting pretty on pissoir,
I jiggled and wiggled posterior
(analogous to performing
the bum bared hustle)
until gasping for breath
though unable to shake loose
dangling dingleberry yours...
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Categories:
defecation, adventure, animal, blessing, business, grief, humorous, march,
Form:
Rhyme
Tiny Tidbits of Madness Part 4I studied cosmology for 4 years before I realized there was no mention of make-
up or hair styling.
I saw the movir "Superfly", and didn't understand why they never even showed a
zipper!
I wanted Lasix surgery-...
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Categories:
defecation, funny, life, parody, hair, me,
Form:
Free verse
Loose StoolsI seethe with livid rage within the bowels of my being
when sitting upon the porcelain goddess ample defecation doth cling
immediately triggering an internal self hatred
charge of body electric to signal an...
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Categories:
defecation, anger, angst, body, emotions, grave, health, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 1Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux
a worse hellish fate than perdition
At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours truly
felt he would die
an undertaking malaise
found me experiencing physical...
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Categories:
defecation, angst, anxiety, body, destiny, father, grave, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy MetamucilDefecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..
and found (me) zee papa pooped out
Anal eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped obstruction give way
I nearly lost me life and limb oy vey
oh my...
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Categories:
defecation, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell, humorous, imagery, july,
Form:
Free verse
Detailing delicate defecation debacleDetailing delicate defecation debacle
Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of ablutions
all the while skipping to my loo
umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet
turned toward hot temperature
so toilet would finally,
magnificently, and royally flush.
As...
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Categories:
defecation, 12th grade, adventure, anxiety, april, assonance, body,
Form:
Rhyme
The Lions DenI awaited the hour of Your presence to come.
I spent my energy in patient silence waiting for Your voice.
I fell lost for thought and direction.
My mind flooded aimlessly into the endless corridors.
I sunk down into...
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Categories:
defecation, anxiety, christian, courage, depression, faith,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Unavoidable To Deny Praising Urination and DefecationYet upon another reflexive routine dash
skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened
with idea praising basic vital functions
aware requisite elimination of liquid
and/or solid waste any obstruction
disallowing body to expel toxins would
prove fatal, thus gratitude toward
regular unpicturized, unhindered,...
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Categories:
defecation, 10th grade, 11th grade, devotion, humorous, journey,
Form:
Elegy
Detailing Delicate Defecation Debacleotherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of ablutions
all the while skipping to my loo
umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet
turned toward hot temperature
so toilet would finally,
magnificently, and royally flush.
As ofttimes occurred in...
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Categories:
defecation, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, business,
Form:
Rhyme
1776 - Jefferson, Franklin and AdamsAnd so they sat, this learned three
in full pursuit of liberty,
the turkey, eagle and the dove
looked down upon them from above.
The declaration almost writ
they rubbed their chins a little bit;
looked heavenward, and there espied
their...
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Categories:
defecation, america, funny, history,
Form:
Quatrain
Who ShotchaAfter all of the hard hits
And you hitting the fake witch
And calling the sweet schoolteachers name
You feel the fires of hell and have the
Smell of urination and defecation
And you're tired from a beating
And...
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Categories:
defecation, urban, visionarysweet, class, class, love, sweet,
Form:
Rhyme
Constipation Hell Worse Than Perditionless than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem
explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis,
a bowel movement wherein waste unable...
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Categories:
defecation, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Concrete
A Heart and a Sledge HammerLet's think this over as if there's anything to say
Push me to the level that makes you feel superior
God forbid you realize how low you really are
Let's be careful, don't want to offend your delicate...
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Categories:
defecation, dedication, funny, satire, slamme, me,
Form:
Free verse