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Loose Stools

I seethe with livid rage within the bowels of my being
when sitting upon the porcelain goddess ample defecation doth cling
immediately triggering an internal self hatred 
   charge of body electric to signal an inaudible ding
though a figurative lid 
   kept atop unrelenting,  toil letting, and smoldering, red hot poker anger 
   withering vocalizing heard all the way to Ewing
informing  high pitched emergency siren intended for catastrophes
   to generate ear splitting ring,
which Soundcloud echoes continued re:verb burr ray ting

trying  utmost effort to keep wretched loathing sans soft excrement  
   (I.e. unformed rectal waste matter) spewing within bit torrent cheek 
this psychotic cannery going cook coo 
   to sublimate **** angst inducing mental tipping point asper this freak
whose ultra bizarre psychic affect from other than a solid turd
   doth seem  overly absurd, which anonymous reader reaction 
   may find this more difficult to decipher than speaking Greek,
but thy neurotic posterior predilection qua rear, 
   or what crap emanates from buttocks generates a peak
into the off kilter mind scape of this bottom of the bowl Sheik 
finding myself going berserk and weak

in the high knee, where blasting acrimonious derriere glowing jolt
would be typical of schizoid personality dis odor dolt
whose exultant, copious ablutions (against mine excretory system) 
   gives anyone whose eyes espy this tragicomical frenzy to bolt
perhaps wondering if a soft padded sonic boom encased room 
   most suitable for this bay bee boo moor adult

whose coping mechanism to bear with me peculiar mental drek
somewhat flushed out this beastie boy via writing poetry, and heck
with these mailer daemons, finding refuse in the noggin of this smart a 'leck
within which these highland imps 
   resembling fifty plus blank shades of gray matter if ye did in speck
the cerebral cortex of this pooped out scribe riding an ass a nine trek.

Dire rhea 
spurs intent for permanent vacation – not just brief hiatus via see ya
yea...ache kin to the grim reaper that stole eva or Zsa Zsa
Gabor  - hungry for every mortal.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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