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Everyone nose I haint no otolaryngologist

Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** feels gratitude courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O. without cerumen eye zing May 17th, 2022 'ere and thank dog guardian angels, who find me continually blessed regarding audiological sense to hear, whereby faculty sound waves enter outer ear and travel through a narrow passageway called the ear canal, which leads to the eardrum. The eardrum vibrates from incoming sound waves and sends these vibrations to three tiny bones in the middle ear. These bones are called the malleus, incus, and stapes availing yours (us) truly to hear such phenomena quite amaze zing listening to structures of silence on wing and prayer grateful dead ring around the collar soundwaves, which analogously ping pong with supreme functionality and pleasantly and gloriously bring audible world wide web despite my senescence, though amazingly gracefully aging. Vacuum suction instrument extracted waxy secretion made up of dead skin cells and hair that combine with discharge from two different glands in case your not ad aware allowing me to revel detecting auditory sounds particularly evening mating call of a distant dear such simple pleasure + specialists magic touch who restore bitta bing bitta bang receive little fanfare, though gratitude prompts this Harris heir to wince as when Androcles pulled thorn from out paw of lion ensconced in his lair relief from short lived discomfort vis a vis insertion to probe with utmost care once again restores ability to detect sounds far or near sans glob of gelatinous goo aerates passage way to appease head of this papa bear he roars like tony tiger with utmost delight, which might easily be confused as a glare ring against blockage wrought by ear wax wad solid and heavenly to seat self and enjoy pleasure of sitting on angelic porcelain chair expending maximum exertion to expel obstructed waste within uranus jabbing little sphincter sphere induces analogous painful defecation from constipated rear once either bound orifice freed from gob lit tee gook obstruction finds writing glorious air no more extreme muffled nor pearl jam fluid pressure in Eustachian tube bring little relief analogous experiencing swollen vein or group of veins in anus aggravating hemorrhoids pulled to the max and practically tear ring until every last ounce of muscular might applied via primal screams filling the air whence solid waste from body jettisoned on a par with I reiterate above with different wording caked brown blockage making this chap feel deaf and barely able to hear when gooey resin from skin cells lining our outer ear canals constituting tiny glands relieved from stopper like strikers at O’Hare finally remedied from medical practitioner an absolute save e year allowing Matthew Scott Harris, who once again can exalt in life without a care.

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