The Inflated Nation!
Americans growing wider by the minute!
Is there a Russian collusion behind this illusion?
(Now, there's a breaking news headline
with real meat in it)
(Mashed potatoes, ah,don't forget,
drowning in a greasy, gravy pit?)
Served at your table, by your waiter,
most able, Michael Avennati.
Yes, that one. Indicted for fraud, perjury
and tax evasion.
He suggests, this evening, the largest
Porterhouse steak, claiming,...
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