Food Hyperbole Poems
These Food Hyperbole poems are examples of Hyperbole poems about Food. These are the best examples of Hyperbole Food poems written by international poets.
Flatulence, Poop, and FriendshipWhen I visited Victor today,
overwhelming stench drove me away.
We stood outside and talked.
I complained, and he balked:
“Don’t be mean. I can’t help it. OKAY?”
He let...
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food, friendship, hyperbole,
GrillingI tried to do some grilling
But the sky just opened up
And it rained like Noah’s time
Each raindrop filled a cup
I’m using here hyperbole
To make a...
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Categories:
food, hyperbole, rain,
Fast Food FoolHot peppers and spicy horseradish
a gut-punch to the solar plexus
Snake venom with moldy cheese
not tonight, if you please...
...
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Categories:
food, health, hyperbole,
What I Found In My RefrigeratorA Ziplock bag of cut-up hot dogs, treats for my daughter's Huskies
Two gallon jugs of 1% milk, both nearly empty
Three bottles of dressing, ranch from...
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hyperbole, food, funny, humor, humorous,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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hyperbole, 12th grade, character, hope,
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
Flush with rage the spouse will become allied
if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder
altercation especially likely if divorce blurted
making me wish to...
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hyperbole, adventure, environment, humorous, husband,
The Perfect OmeletThe Perfect Omelet
I think I'd like an omelet
so please find me a giant pot,
a half a dozen fresh kumquat
and don't forget the cheese.
Add...
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hyperbole, children, fantasy, food, funny,
A Drop Or TwoEveryone has seen a rainbow, no doubt,
and yet, it's said you'd best keep an eye out;
for fairy folk may be lurking about.
Leprechauns can be grumpy,...
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hyperbole, 10th grade, character, culture,
Adieu Dental Floss and Toothbrush(21st century pearly white prosthetics,
restored jaw bar wah key)
Aye noel hunger bristle,
and when false teeth soak at night
in...
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Categories:
hyperbole, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Brussels SproutsMe, the contrarian,
hardcore vegetarian,
Would rather eat wombat snouts
than brussels sprouts....
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hyperbole, animal, food, hate, humor,
Mood SwingsMania, the unwanted roommate
cantsitstillcantsitstillcantsitstill
You aren't alive enough
GO FEEL ALIVE
JUMP OFF A CLIFF
RUN AROUND NAKED
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF IN PUBLIC
SHOPLIFT
it's 4:30 in the morning shut up...
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confusion, happy, hyperbole,
Prolonged LifeI wanna live to a hundred-and-three
A minor footnote in history
Oh yeah
I wanna live to a hundred-and-six
They’ll bury my bones among the sticks
Oh yeah
I wanna live...
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hyperbole, age, fear, funeral, funny,
You'Re a NaziMan #1:
If you like county music…you’re a Nazi.
If you still go the church…you’re a Nazi.
If you ever owned a gun…you’re a Nazi.
If you watch superhero...
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Categories:
crazy, hyperbole, irony, judgement,
Unquotable Quotes: Fat People - XxixUnquotable quotes: Fat People – XXIX
(I know this piece sounds mean and cruel but as every single parent must have experienced, this is also the...
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hyperbole, abuse, chocolate, depression, health,
RegulationsREGULATIONS
BY
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
Two sources of laws that govern the lives of men
One’s called survival the other a stroke of the pen
Those from survival are easy...
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Categories:
analogy, conflict, freedom, hyperbole,