Food Hyperbole Poems
These Food Hyperbole poems are examples of Hyperbole poems about Food. These are the best examples of Hyperbole Food poems written by international poets.
Cat-whipped
Cat-whipped
Apparently, our home’s, furry little empress,
knows well how to count: will not settle for
less, of her required treat-amount – 4 bits of Friskies,
her mandate,
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Categories:
cat, food, humorous, hyperbole,
Make America Eat Junk-Food Again
~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~
Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand
“Make America Eat
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Categories:
food, giggle, humor, hyperbole,
Haitian Immigrants And Other Migrant Workers Do Not Eat Pets
Yes, this is a bad joke
Yes, this is a sad comedy
What an irony
What a parody
Smile and smirk, so you won’t be poked
What a hilarious lie!
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Categories:
america, discrimination, hyperbole, life,
A Physician's Analysis
Paralysis of the esophagus
when occasioned by asparagus
Can be frighteningly perilous
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Categories:
food, giggle, health, hyperbole,
Happy Valley
It was a strange and unexpected experience.
Suddenly, I found myself in a place called Happy Valley. A man was on a park bench
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Categories:
humanity, hyperbole, myth, rights,
Flatulence, Poop, and Friendship
When I visited Victor today,
overwhelming stench drove me away.
We stood outside and talked.
I complained, and he balked:
“Don’t be mean. I can’t help it. OKAY?”
He let
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Categories:
food, friendship, hyperbole,
Grilling
I tried to do some grilling
But the sky just opened up
And it rained like Noah’s time
Each raindrop filled a cup
I’m using here hyperbole
To make a
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Categories:
food, hyperbole, rain,
Fast Food Fool
Hot peppers and spicy horseradish
a gut-punch to the solar plexus
Snake venom with moldy cheese
not tonight, if you please...
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Categories:
food, health, hyperbole,
What I Found In My Refrigerator
A Ziplock bag of cut-up hot dogs, treats for my daughter's Huskies
Two gallon jugs of 1% milk, both nearly empty
Three bottles of dressing, ranch from
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hyperbole, food, funny, humor, humorous,
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
Flush with rage the spouse will become allied
if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder
altercation especially likely if divorce blurted
making me wish to
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Categories:
hyperbole, adventure, environment, humorous, husband,
The Perfect Omelet
The Perfect Omelet
I think I'd like an omelet
so please find me a giant pot,
a half a dozen fresh kumquat
and don't forget the cheese.
Add
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Categories:
hyperbole, children, fantasy, food, funny,
A Drop Or Two
Everyone has seen a rainbow, no doubt,
at its end, you had best keep an eye out:
for fairy folk may be lurking about.
Leprechauns can be grumpy,
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Categories:
hyperbole, 10th grade, character, culture,
Adieu Dental Floss and Toothbrush
(21st century pearly white prosthetics,
restored jaw bar wah key)
Aye noel hunger bristle,
and when false teeth soak at night
in
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Categories:
hyperbole, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Brussels Sprouts
Me, the contrarian,
hardcore vegetarian,
Would rather eat wombat snouts
than brussels sprouts.
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Categories:
hyperbole, animal, food, hate, humor,
Mood Swings
Mania, the unwanted roommate
cantsitstillcantsitstillcantsitstill
You aren't alive enough
GO FEEL ALIVE
JUMP OFF A CLIFF
RUN AROUND NAKED
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF IN PUBLIC
SHOPLIFT
it's 4:30 in the morning shut up
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Categories:
confusion, happy, hyperbole,