You'Re a Nazi

Man #1: If you like county music…you’re a Nazi. If you still go the church…you’re a Nazi. If you ever owned a gun…you’re a Nazi. If you watch superhero films…you’re a Nazi. If you drive a gas-powered car…you’re a Nazi. If you liked to go fishing…you’re a Nazi. If you hold doors for women…you’re a Nazi. If you don’t trust the media…you’re a Nazi. If you do trust the media…you’re an idiot. If you believe in free speech…Nazi. If you ever asked for ID… Nazi. If you stream television…Nazi. If you own a dog, not a cat…Nazi. If you’ve ever seen a rodeo…Nazi. If you like fast-food fries…Nazi. If you act like a Nazi…ANTIFA. High heels—Nazi! Baseball cap—Nazi! G.E.D—Nazi! Don’t like wine—Nazi! Spit, don’t swallow—Nazi! Ever want children—Nazi! Nazi-Nazi-Nazi-Nazi! Nazi!! Nazi, you’re all dam Nazis! All of you! Agree with me of you’re a Nazi!!! Bwaaaaahhhh— Thud. Man #2: Holy crap, did that guy just have a stroke? Should we help him? Man #3: Nah, why bother. He’s probably A Nazi anyway…