The Perfect Omelet

The Perfect Omelet I think I'd like an omelet so please find me a giant pot, a half a dozen fresh kumquat and don't forget the cheese. Add a jar of jumping fleas, 2 cans of fancy black-eyed-peas, do not add pepper, or I'll sneeze and don't forget the beans. Stir it often, add sardines, a couple cups of jelly beans, a bag of Florida tangerines and don't forget the beets. Just when it bubbles, add snake meat and feathers of a parakeet, a spoon of honey to make it sweet and don't forget frog legs. Add some peppermint, two kegs, a weasel raised in Winnipeg and most importantly, I beg, don't forget the eggs. What's that you say, no eggs today? I guess I'll put this pot away! I'd like an omelet the most. Guess I'll settle for some toast!