Cat-whipped

Cat-whipped Apparently, our home’s, furry little empress, knows well how to count: will not settle for less, of her required treat-amount – 4 bits of Friskies, her mandate, not mine, before and after each organic dine -- almost out, today I tried 2~ followed a disturbing, guttural whine – So, I gave her one more; dissatisfied, continued to opine... pointing directly toward the door – Off I ran, feeling quite commanded as if for criminal trial, Remanded! Praying vociferously, yet open the store…. Her Majesty's proclamation~ a minimum of 4!!!!

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/12/2025 7:30:00 PM

Adorable! Cat's certainly got HER tongue!

Joe Dimino
Date: 3/12/2025 9:09:00 PM

Love my little kitties -- though they do boss me around quite a bit. As a farmer, you know...tend to the animals every morning before you have your coffee. Blessings my friend.

Joe Maverick

Date: 3/12/2025 12:06:00 AM

A cat a strophic episode indeed Joe Dimimo You have a cat in the know.' I sm'd you btw.' All blessings.'

Joe Dimino
Date: 3/12/2025 2:29:00 AM

Yep, I'm owned by two. They rule the household. Thank you, Joe. Blessings my friend.

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 3/11/2025 9:35:00 PM

Yep, my cat counts, too. I hope this isn't my cat , and you live nearby. If so, she's being overfed. Cats are wonderful, aren't they?

Joe Dimino
Date: 3/11/2025 10:18:00 PM

I think so also -- dogs are OK too -- I don't have any: for me, too much licking a petting. Cats are just right:)

Tom Woody

Date: 3/11/2025 3:19:00 PM

Ha! Every night after dinner my wife wants 4 chocolate pieces, not three, not five, always four. Come to think of it she does purr contentedly afterward

Joe Dimino
Date: 3/11/2025 3:38:00 PM

LOL. I know the script, Tom. A Joy to pamper wife! Age related, now having to do more of the cleaning and cooking in our home -- retired, I have another full time job -- with no weekends off:)

Lin Lane

Date: 3/11/2025 2:25:00 PM

That’s amazing, Joe. And of course, you off you went to the store.

Joe Dimino
Date: 3/11/2025 2:31:00 PM

Hi Lin; changed it a little, Made it Her Majesty -- I have two, a male and a female. Neither is less imposing:)