Humour Poems - Poems about Humour

...He thinks post nor prior, poor man’s married, He looks but sees no more, poor man’s married. Late from office and empty-handed still, Now catches up with chore, poor man’s married. Get up whe......Read the rest...

...(To be sang to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians) Novella DeVil. Novella DeVil. She writes to humour, To move and to thrill. She stirs her readers feelings With her......Read the rest...

...World has gotten far too awake, Fancy gender issues to rake. Sex, a matter of choice, One follows inner voice, As suits self choice, one bakes one’s cake. A non-binary brick Has broken old rubr......Read the rest...

... My humour can often be misunderstood Though it's solely my attempt at lightening the mood And putting a smile on everyone's face No deeper, more sinister reason do I have My most seri......Read the rest...

...One's born, grey stuff inherited, Or gets made with a lot lifted, It's not how much you quote, How much yours be of note, If not, every next man’s gifted! _______________________________ ......Read the rest...

...If lesser chimps bow, trail alpha male’s tail, A filly fawns on husky horny stags, Show willing hinds to a dominant male, And paupers if please podgy money-bags, Man, an attired ape, bows to......Read the rest...

...I worry that my coat will murder me. Hanging on Banister’s Edge it’s a man lurking, dark. I’ve seen rows of killers shadowed and waiting, hidden in the ridges of the living room radiator, ready......Read the rest...

... Welcome, Soupers, to our special segment today. We have a very unique guest with us - a cherub! Yes, you heard that right. Please give a warm welcome to our celestial friend, Calvin. Calv......Read the rest...

...We recently went to the zoo, sadly there were animals few. Until we all saw, which caused an uproar, giraffes in the café shop queue.......Read the rest...

...Crystal eyes gleam at the prospect of scintillating sapphire blush gliding films of wonder dilate bliss driven lilac haze spasmodic orbital earth spinning obtuse lumen tangents of night mist ......Read the rest...

... mirrors are flawless til observed ~ yet beauty dwells in a broken shard yelled the beast stabbing it into his eyes ~ i’m beyond horribly scarred still he laughed quite menacingly ~ as his a......Read the rest...

...Why do they say you can't take money with you when you go? So what do you do if you go out shopping? The grass is 'always greener on the other side? Not if you have a sandy beach on the other......Read the rest...

... Brain cells that were once bright shiny colourful marbles Now starting to dull and lose the vibrancy they once had Some days they still shine but in a different light, in a different way I hav......Read the rest...

... My people are from the community of football both local and national My people include varied characters from over 50 years in the game My people include comrades of shared successes and disappoi......Read the rest...

...“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” - Anonymous Silliness is not a curse, it's a blessing if you care to know.......Read the rest...