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Humour Poems - Poems about Humour

Premium Member Zebra poem Cunning Beast
The Zebra has a puzzling name, Alphabet letters strangely cast, It finishes off with the first, After starting off with the last! The Zebra is a cunning beast, It blends with the waving grass, With stripes upon its body and head And even stripes upon its – legs! ...

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Categories: humour, africa, animal, cute, fun,
Form: Rhyme
It must be Spring!
Come her! Go there! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! Do this! Do that! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! Eat seed! Find nut! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! Have chicks! Make fat! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! Through twig! Through leaf! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! My song! I sing! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! On wing! On foot! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! It...

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Categories: humour, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Form: Rhyme



2 be, Maybe
humour is halfway to being human the other half is mostly sour...

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Categories: humour, word play,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member WARNING THIS POEM CONTAINS TOILET HUMOUR
A poet, that's me I'm called Jan Was NEVER a poetry fan Now two books bear my name Not for fortune or fame I'll pen poop whenever I can! If ever I am stuck for words I resort to write about turds Brown things that you poo When you're sat on the loo Poop poetry's not just for nerds! ...

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Categories: humour, humorous, me, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Candy Crushed - poop humour warning!
Though craving their sweet choc chip pieces I’m boycotting candy by Meeses I loathe, nay abhor This global trade war Trump's tariffs – what a crock of faeces! ...

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Categories: humour, candy, corruption, political,
Form: Limerick



Humour
A sense of humour is your wealth, laughter is good for your health. So when your world's looking glum, and no one wants to have fun, just smile and laugh at yourself. ...

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Categories: humour, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hugging a Rhino
I saw a man Hugging a rhino, Why he was I really don’t know! I know some people Like to hug a tree, But a stuffed rhino In a museum, This surely can’t be!...

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Categories: humour, animal, cute, cute love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bigfoot Yeti Sasquatch Yowie poem
The Abominable Snowman May try to melt into obscurity, Yeti remains a glittering star On the ecological ladder, After a very, very long climb. Yes indeed: Bigfoot is a leg-end In its own time! ...

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Categories: humour, fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Ode to a Fallen Breast
Thou art eyesome among all bosom Filled with holy milk Ripen and bowing to earth Oh! Thou art humble Cans't thou see how marvelous thou art Even he is in awe to thy wondrous taste For thee who think thou dost flow milk of honey Woe and woe I sayest to thee In the face of man thou art the finest Everyhow, no...

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Categories: humour, poems, poetry, romance, satire,
Form: Ode
Hard to humour
One may well in one swift motion Snatch a jewel from crocodile jaws, May swim across a vast ocean Gone stormy what with giant bows, Can well fight with a furious snake And wrap it like garland ‘round neck, But scarce can please a proven fool, How so well-schooled he’s, how so cool. _______________________ Translation | | please, fool Poet’s Note: Bhartruhari was...

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Categories: humour, humor, hyperbole,
Form: Rhyme
Exquisite Darts
Cleverness in chaos. Twisted mischief threads beneath razor intellect. Urban antiquity, out of place, sherry to eyelash to eye. Her cigarettes go better with beer wisdom and starry sky humidity. Grand Dame, ferocious girl. Lead me up a garden path that stings until 5am on barren streets. Vampiric. Languid. There is no elegant sufficiency, no want contained. Faded lilies. Threadbare wisdom swings to giggling gallows below, aloft. One more drink? Reckless friend, take my...

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Categories: humour, dedication, desire, friend, girl,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Christmas poem Wisdom In Triplicate
Heading into Bethlehem ... Three Wise Men, In search of a stable. Heading out of Bethlehem ... Three Wise Turkeys, While they were - still able. ...

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Categories: humour, christian, christmas, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes - new book
Loo humour it is my forte Risqué rhymes, I’ll write night and day I’ve finished next book Will you dare to look It’s naughty – that’s all I will say! ...

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Categories: humour, books, humorous, writing,
Form: Limerick
Holiday Humour - Halloween
I can’t seem to find my wand, without it this spell won’t bond! I had it last night, with those imps who bite. I’ll summon help from beyond!...

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Categories: humour, evil,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Basset Ran Off with My Essay
My basset puppy ran off with my essay She even stole my mail She cleaned out all the fridge and wagged her funny tail She went through all my papers and threw them on the floor Oh that crazy basset She almost broke the door I did not stop her I wanted to find out more And that is when I realized Her tongue could clean...

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Categories: humour, animal, cheer up, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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