Humour Poems - Poems about Humour

...Once, when younger at the beach, Dad bought us an ice cream each. A pigeon, alert, pooed on dad’s dessert; no more it tasted of peach!......Read the rest...

...I can do my rune rede uncorrupted. The Ward nurses word can not be trusted., Nurse allows me to eat at the cafe, I will be pissed off ,trusting them, led astray . Will go outside on the stoep ;b......Read the rest...

...every animal insect, bird every human in the world every thing of living being upon this one day did a jump when all just jumped the same moment then the thump of the almighty landing a......Read the rest...

...A bit of me Is the epitome A part of me The true of me That’s truly me The epic of me A tome of me So deep in me The tomb of me Imparting me That part of me Epitomising me The essence of ......Read the rest...

... My son Scottie and me Are like two peas in a pod The word “clone” comes to mind His humour is the same His carefree look at life matches mine There is no mistaking Scottie boy is my so......Read the rest...

...It's strange how some events in our lives Can drive us straight to the edge of the precipice And then how little it takes to bring us back Just a word from that special someone we hadn't h......Read the rest...

...An aging Senate finds it hard to see, The choice is between devil and deep sea. For whom alas to bat, Who dares to bell the cat, At stake is the power-packed Presidency. _______________________......Read the rest...

... The world needs a whole lot more love and laughter Spread it around each and every chance you get Whether it's a waitress in a restaurant Or the cashier at the local supermarket Or a ......Read the rest...

...Fingers in hair you flirt with flair, Feel fine in fair romantic air, Why then this sneer on face And concealed suppressed stress? What floats in soup’s her piece of hair. __________________......Read the rest...

...The world was a blur, a hazy design, Like Monet through mud, a most curious sign. But then came a change, My vision rearranged, Now, the details are sharp, and the jokes truly shine!......Read the rest...

... One Merry Christmas Or Another Will this Christmastime be the best one you’ve had? Will it be a joy and Feliz Navidad? Will it be an endurance of familial hell, Or peac......Read the rest...

...Her gossip, holy dung, Her scoring points, ho hung, That get on my mind clung, The rest is pretty fine. Fine her stare of sharp eye, Fine, full cheeks, dimpled nigh, But for her battle cry, ......Read the rest...

... If you can't say something nice It's best to say nothing at all That is going to be me from now on My humour is often misinterpreted Causing an undesirable reaction I wrongly assume ......Read the rest...

...This is a serious question, I don't want to cause a stink, but how can you really tell when you're out of invisible ink? Scientists ask great questions. They don't do it for a lark. We know a......Read the rest...

... One thing I've learned here on the Soup The moods of the site ebb and flow Depending on so many unknown factors It can be fast and it can be slow Response to our poems surely won't ......Read the rest...