Humour Poems - Poems about Humour

By moonlit nights, I prowl with grace, No mirror shows my pale, sharp face. Stake through heart? Please, not today— I dodge those stakes and run away. Garlic bread? You think I'll drool? I've got a stash behind the stool. Sunlight's foe? A mild complaint, Sunscreen 50 is my saint. I drink your blood, but don't take fright— It's just a snack to get...

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Anglerfish anglerfish you clever lightbulb dangler-fish...

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she was a true beauty with elegance and grace charmed and oozed personality forever wore a smile on her face her accent quite delightful her manners perfectly fine her skintone might have been a touch frightful but her demeanour was always divine AP: Honorable Mention 2025...

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The Zebra has a puzzling name, Alphabet letters strangely cast, It finishes off with the first, After starting off with the last! The Zebra is a cunning beast, It blends with the waving grass, With stripes upon its body and head And even stripes upon its – legs! ...

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Come her! Go there! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! Do this! Do that! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! Eat seed! Find nut! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! Have chicks! Make fat! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! Through twig! Through leaf! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! My song! I sing! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! On wing! On foot! Chiff chaff! Chiff chaff! It...

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humour is halfway to being human the other half is mostly sour...

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A poet, that's me I'm called Jan Was NEVER a poetry fan Now two books bear my name Not for fortune or fame I'll pen poop whenever I can! If ever I am stuck for words I resort to write about turds Brown things that you poo When you're sat on the loo Poop poetry's not just for nerds! ...

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Though craving their sweet choc chip pieces I’m boycotting candy by Meeses I loathe, nay abhor This global trade war Trump's tariffs – what a crock of faeces! ...

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A sense of humour is your wealth, laughter is good for your health. So when your world's looking glum, and no one wants to have fun, just smile and laugh at yourself. ...

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I saw a man Hugging a rhino, Why he was I really don’t know! I know some people Like to hug a tree, But a stuffed rhino In a museum, This surely can’t be!...

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The Abominable Snowman May try to melt into obscurity, Yeti remains a glittering star On the ecological ladder, After a very, very long climb. Yes indeed: Bigfoot is a leg-end In its own time! ...

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Thou art eyesome among all bosom Filled with holy milk Ripen and bowing to earth Oh! Thou art humble Cans't thou see how marvelous thou art Even he is in awe to thy wondrous taste For thee who think thou dost flow milk of honey Woe and woe I sayest to thee In the face of man thou art the finest Everyhow, no...

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One may well in one swift motion Snatch a jewel from crocodile jaws, May swim across a vast ocean Gone stormy what with giant bows, Can well fight with a furious snake And wrap it like garland ‘round neck, But scarce can please a proven fool, How so well-schooled he’s, how so cool. _______________________ Translation | | please, fool Poet’s Note: Bhartruhari was...

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Cleverness in chaos. Twisted mischief threads beneath razor intellect. Urban antiquity, out of place, sherry to eyelash to eye. Her cigarettes go better with beer wisdom and starry sky humidity. Grand Dame, ferocious girl. Lead me up a garden path that stings until 5am on barren streets. Vampiric. Languid. There is no elegant sufficiency, no want contained. Faded lilies. Threadbare wisdom swings to giggling gallows below, aloft. One more drink? Reckless friend, take my...

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Heading into Bethlehem ... Three Wise Men, In search of a stable. Heading out of Bethlehem ... Three Wise Turkeys, While they were - still able. ...

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