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Premium Member A Good Sense of Humour Blunts the Sharp Blades of Reality
The reality of life can leave a bad taste, especially when dealing with those who are two-faced. The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but hell on earth is dealing with constant contraventions. Everywhere we look there is always tension, often coming from those we'd rather not mention. But through it all, there's one thing I've never misplaced, something that simply can't be...

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Categories: humour, appreciation, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Good Sense of Humour Blunts the Sharp Blades of Reality
I try to crack a joke to tame a tense situation, As a way of blowing up the slow building steam. With a joke, I see all resentments flitting away, And watch, how a happy mood begins to stream. Stiff formalities often leave me choking In a very serious company, I feel at a loss I'm so much at ease...

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Categories: humour, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme



A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
When life threw me a curveball, I stumbled—then chuckled mid-fall. Lumped knees, not pride, I wore like bent, because sneering is something I've seen. In chemo rooms and vestibules, I frenzied dry jokes on aseptic walls. Doctors simpered, nurses would beam— a punch-line where the fear had been. When agony thumped hard and sleep grew thin, I let the silly light writhe in. A meme,...

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Categories: humour, humor, inspirational, life, strength,
Form: Rhyme
A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality: Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Roll back the clock to Josef Locke (and not before or after), in climes where shrines have names like Knock without provoking laughter. My father was an army man (and yet me to beget), all spit-and-polish, spick-and-span, and quite the martinet. Those soldier boys were short on poise in those benighted days: the Murphys, Martins and Molloys were raised in rustic ways. But Duty Sergeant Kevin Coy, vesuviously...

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Categories: humour, military,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades
A good sense of humour blunts the sharp blades Lifting a heavy heart, making our burden fades Permanent or temporary, it’s facial muscles' relaxant aid Bringing joy and laughter, keep it as a precious jade! Humour is anti-stress, a powerful medicine in life A priceless cream to cure our cuts from trial’s knife When some difficult circumstances come rife Exchange humour with...

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Categories: humour, drug,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Butt out - humour warning!
Bill prodded his sebaceous cyst ‘Twas massive the size of his fist It spurted green pus His wife made a fuss “Get treatment NOW, I must insist” Blue lighted to the A & E Huge spurting cyst medics could see Bill’s livid butt boil Made doctor’s recoil Needs lancing now, they all agree They bundle Bill onto a table “Don’t sedate him” said his wife Mable I...

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Categories: humour, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Out of the mouth of babes! - humour warning!
nude iron statues by Sir Anthony Gormley stand on Crosby beach toddler blurted out “look Grandma, there‘s his willy” I burst out laughing!...

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Categories: humour, child, humorous,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member A Good Sense of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades of Reality
Good sense of humour : I always admire. Good Humour is perfect mind - freshener with exact effect on Good Listener. ...

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Categories: humour, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps, as you walk the tightrope of life. Quote By William Arthur Ward We were young and filled with responsibilities new to town, married and in our early twenties My husband needed surgery and I didn't drive with two small kids I...

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Categories: humour, appreciation, health, humor,
Form: Quatrain
A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
How I hate it when they call me a clown, Yet I can't help but make people laugh. It comes unbidden, needing no invitation — As though a trove of jokes is placed in my mouth. Often I try to bridle my face and talk tough, But when a flume of gloom drowns spirits deep down, Then my sense of humour...

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Categories: humour, cheer up, desire, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
a sharp two-edge blade cuts too quick for pound of flesh- sly parry of wit leaves assailant floundering for razor sharp comeback slice...

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Categories: humour, angst, anxiety, word play,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
Written: July 28, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Natasha L Scragg Quote: "Be full of sorrow, that you may become a hill of joy; weep, that you may break into laughter. The core of the seen and unseen universe smiles, but remember, smiles come best from those who weep." By Rumi ...

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Categories: humour, meaningful,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
Razor sharp reality creates the deepest wounds. Heartbreak bleeds through the tears of the soul Blanking the mind, making life a blur While we seek to find a way to make ourselves whole. There's no such thing as convenient times. Reality will strike without warning signs. So what can we do to blunt these blades? We must find a way that is...

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Categories: humour, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality
H=Humour and smiles make for a happy day for everyone. U=Under hurt or pain, add humour so it will melt fast away. M=Many need a joke or two so their face can wear a smile. O=Our life is happier with lots of humour in it. U=Unless we have humour in the world, we will be sad. R=Read this again to...

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Categories: humour, fun, happy, humor, life,
Form: Acrostic
The Missing Wink - In Time
If brevity is the soul of wit levity the key to longevity be the humour in it and tho' we may be one link in the chain but a blink in the big picture the grand scheme of time here today and gone tomorrow on the brink I like to think (whenever I can) as the world's revolving I am a wink in the never-ending ever-unfolding evolving of...

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Categories: humour, how i feel, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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