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Quote Left It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humour. Quote Right
Quote Left Someone bent on suicide won’t have much sense of humour left. Quote Right
Quote Left At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted. Quote Right
Quote Left No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humour. Quote Right
Quote Left Remember that the wit, humour, and jokes of most mixed companies are local. They thrive in that particular soil, but will not often bear trans... Quote Right
Quote Left 'Tis a queer life, and the only humour proper to it seems quiet astonishment. Others laugh, weep, sell, or proselyte. I admire. Quote Right
Quote Left The chieftain had been turned into a pumpkin although, in accordance with the rules of universal humour, he still had his hat on. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Only a novel'... in short, only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties, the liveliest effusions of wit and humour are conveyed to the world in the best chosen language. Quote Right
Quote Left The intimate relation between humour and faith is derived from the fact that both deal with the incongruities of our existence. Humour is conc... Quote Right
Quote Left Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a girl on your date? Charlie Mackenzie: I know everyone always says a sense of humour, but I really have to go with breast size... Quote Right
Quote Left Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humour is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. Quote Right
Quote Left A musician cannot move others unless he too is moved. He must of necessity feel all of the affects that he hopes to arouse in his audience, for the revealing of his own humour will stimulate a like humour in the listener. Quote Right
Quote Left The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour varies it... Quote Right
Quote Left Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. Quote Right
Quote Left Prudent people are very happy 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think. Quote Right
Quote Left Good taste and humour are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. Quote Right
Quote Left It will be agreed that the essential difference between humour and wit is that, whereas wit is always intentional, humour is always unintentio... Quote Right
Quote Left A sense of humour keen enough to show a man his own absurdities as well as those of other people will keep a man from the commission of all si... Quote Right
Quote Left Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you. Quote Right
Quote Left Humour is the shortest distance between two people. Quote Right
Quote Left Humour is the describing the ludicrous as it is in itself; wit is the exposing it, by comparing or contrasting it with something else. Humour ... Quote Right
Quote Left The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy. Quote Right
Quote Left Humour is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. Quote Right
Quote Left I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing. Quote Right
Quote Left Humour is the making others act or talk absurdly and unconsciously; wit is the pointing out and ridiculing that absurdity consciously, and wit... Quote Right
Quote Left Apparently, I have a totally different sense of humour. Quote Right
Quote Left Anyalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and the frog usually dies as a result. Quote Right
Quote Left Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of Humour, as there is none in which they are more ambitious to excel. Quote Right
Quote Left But I think our humour is exactly the same today. Only, we've made rules now. We've said we are not going to do prosthetic make-up scenes, because when they take it off half your face comes off. Quote Right
Quote Left Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Humour

Quote Left All stories written and lived are Light and Dark. Some are geared more towards exposing the light, as they reveal dark. Humour is both Light and Dark; perhaps in some instances humour is borne from dark. To experience Light, dark exposes itself, subtly or confronting. Without night, there is no morning. Quote Right
Quote Left Humour is halfway to being human, the other half is mostly sour. Quote Right
Quote Left it's not humor it's humour you stupid American Quote Right
Quote Left Intelligent adults retain an immature sense of humour or become boring Quote Right
Quote Left "If progress is your destination, make sure to pack along curiosity as your compass, humour as your shades, and love as your sleeping bag." Quote Right

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