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Best Humour Poems

Below are the all-time best Humour poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humour poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member I HUMOUR ICON - ICON YOU THAT I'M A POET
I hesitated for over a month – should I join Poetry Soup …
Would they like my poems and accept me in their group?

It is not...

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Categories: humour, humorous, poetry,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member A bit of humour to kick start the week




FRED THE PERV.

Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line
One summer night his haul totalled nine
His spree ended in tears
Got an extra ten years
When Judge Sue...

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Categories: humour, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Bit Of Humour For Sunday
SIR CONRAD

The great explorer Sir Conrad Justine 
Disappeared and was never again seen
Got too near the edge
Slipped on the ledge
Fell two thousand feet in to...

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Categories: humour, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member TUESDAY HUMOUR
TOP GUN.

A keen jet pilot broke the speed of sound
A loud sonic boom he caused on the ground
House windows were broken
The whole town awoken
Claims from...

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Categories: humour, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member END Of YEAR HUMOUR
MR GREEDY

Mr Greedy could not eat any more
His bulging stomach was swollen and sore
Needed hospital care
But he couldn't get there 
Cos he got wedged in...

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Categories: humour, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Winters End Humour


JED.

Jed the horse thief was a bit of a dope
Stole a pretty horse and tried to elope
Folk declared him a horse thief
And for giving them...

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Categories: humour, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Small Bouquet Of My Word Groupings

you were an infant
i would sing a song i created for you

'there's a baby in my arms
there's a baby in the mirror
but honey 
there's not...

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Categories: humour, appreciation, celebration, childhood, daughter, encouraging, faith,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Americans Can't Spell
You Americans really can’t spell,
There, I’ve said it out loud - what the hell!
Though we all recognise,
And, yes, humour your tries,
Well, the fact is, you’ve...

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Categories: humour, fun, funny, humor, humorous, language, light,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member JAN ALLISON
I am from Great Britain  – it’s not a rumour
I always try to write with a sense of humour

In 1996 we moved to live...

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Categories: humour, mum,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member POETRY SOUP HEROES FOR CONTEST
To single out special people on soup is such a hard task
So many people have helped me, so it’s a really big ask


I discovered on...

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Categories: humour, angel, for her, for him, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member HEAR EAR
Over recent months I’ve had trouble with my hearing…
Misinterpreting what is being said isn’t so endearing


Take a step back and think of all the things...

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Categories: humour, health, how i feel, humor, loss,
Form: Free verse
Oh, to Meter
I have a friend I’ve never met.
She lives real far away and yet,
For her I have a great affection;
There’s an absolute connection.

If I passed her...

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Categories: humour, friend, poetess,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member MEN YOU DEFINITELY WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE - PART 1
I once dated a pilot …
We both had our head in the clouds
Our relationship lead to a lot of turbulence - 
I guess it never...

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Categories: humour, boyfriend, funny love, humorous, jobs,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I AM
I am a face hiding behind a computer screen
I am maybe the one you search for in your dream
I am compassionate and for other’s I...

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Categories: humour, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member In Celebration of REAL Men
The strength of a man is not determined
By his muscles or his brawn
It is determined by his strength
To admit when he is wrong

The wisdom of...

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Categories: humour, tribute, age, age, life, strength, wisdom,
Form: Quatrain
I am NAN -no relation of JAN
I am Nan, no relation of Jan
Just an admirer and a fan
Her poems are well read
Mine are masterpieces (only in my head)
So you see I...

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Categories: humour, dedication, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A TRIBUTE TO DARREN WATSON
Dearest Darren I miss you oh so much
All I want is for you to be returned to good health
Romantic writes you penned so well
Ridiculous sense...

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Categories: humour, i miss you, soulmate,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member MY FOREVER FRIENDS - CASARAH AND TIM
Where would I be without Casarah and Tim?
Would I remain here or just leave on a whim
Usually first to make a comment on my latest...

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Categories: humour, friendship, thank you,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPP MY MUSE IS MISSING
It’s gone! It’s gone! It has really gone
I've lost my sense of humour
I used to write quite funny poems
Now they are a distant rumour
I have...

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Categories: humour, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Shadow Puppets
Behind the parchment screen and eye to eye Punch chided.
Who are you? Who is she? He’d point it out. You’d see.
No marionette with strings was...

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Categories: humour, humor,
Form: Sonnet
Calling all poets
Wake up, wake up, wake up I say.
There are words for you to find
And your poem is yet to get an end.

You slept for too...

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Categories: humour, art, beauty, community, cry, emotions, encouraging,
Form: Blitz
Premium Member Go With The Flo


Go with the Flo, I've heard it said
Think I'm gonna give it a shot
What a sensual, passionate lady she is
Sure doesn't hide her plot

Always fires...

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Categories: humour, tribute,
Form: Quatrain
obese
Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still...

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Categories: humour, age, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member He wasn't
He was an ugly handsome 
In a foreword  backwards kinda way
Silent and outspoken 
with nothing great to say

Strong with a strange weakness
Secrets he could...

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Categories: humour, addiction, angst,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Psycho Jo
Green the eyes that saw her lover
accidentally eye another,
Full her notebook, green the cover,
every look and twitch recorded.

Green the car she drove to tail him
(just...

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Categories: humour, fun, funny, humor, humorous, jealousy,
Form: Rhyme