Humongous Poems - Poems about Humongous

If My Ancestor Boarded The Titanic

...If he had boarded the frail proud lady,
My ancestor would have been a hysteric.
It would have been nothing new to him, though —
Boarding such a mighty vessel
With an unsinkable testimonial.
He h...

Two Fine Words Like Cherry Preserve

...My name is printed in a column,
Politely, like a queue,
A school crocodile line.
Two words in staining ink.
My fingertips,
They have turned black,
Tracing lines of a curling print,
Prints burn...

Cross-Eyed Chickens

...

There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken
With legs the size of your arm
The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know 
The name of this progressive farm

Aside from the unne...

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears

...Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged 
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah 
for diversity, equity and inclusion,
whose somber bowed heads
(hide t...

In the world of hurt

...In a World of Hurt

Everyone would love, everyone would care,
If only we could forget our fears.
Forget the furrows that divide and scar,
And be in union, as one, once more.

An injured boy, c...

major storm on the horizon reported from the forecastle

...major storm on the horizon reported from the "Fo'c'sle"

Though forever being a landlubber
a vision analogous to the nether world
deep within the bowels of the Earth
immensely distant from the s...

My Valentine's Day Proclamation

...To the queen of my heart, I hereby decree
That I'll be the best man I can be.
I promise to give you a long, juicy kiss 
And a humongous hug to the woman I miss.
I'll cook your favorite meal, help...

Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry

...Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry

Whether arsonist at fault
or confluence of ripe conditions
triggering perfect firestorm,
the titan of fire beside himself with misery,
though...

drought reigns supreme across much of the United States

...drought reigns supreme across much of the United States...,

where sorely needed precipitation
necessitates affected population
to perform a collective rain dance
(decked out in electronically s...

drought reigns supreme across much of the United States

...drought reigns supreme across much of the United States...,

where sorely needed precipitation
necessitates affected population
to perform a collective rain dance
(decked out in electronically s...

Number forty seven White House occupant against all odds

...Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...

regarding President elect 
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined myself as a Republican
for that one glorious d...

Huge Pie in the Sky

...Huge pie in the sky,
visiting her grandparents.
A lofty and crusty bake
from ages ago.

The chill cellar held jars.
Fruits were homegrown,
handpicked, canned.

Humongous, it was not
an aver...

One More, One Less

...The earth is big and the earth is old. 
There are so many things 
in vast creation to behold 
that time and nature bring. 

One more, one less, it matters not, 
for those who earth, inhabit  - ...

Rip Van Winkle

...After a long, long snooze, Rip Van Winkle

Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle

Said he, a bit dotty

"Quick!   Bring me a potty

I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"...

Give Or Take

...
Give Or Take
Miracle Man
8/22/2024

Our country is fast becoming,
morally laid in waste.
Many embrace this change,
while others feel abased. 

Nefarious people are making,
trouble...

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