Short Humongous Poems

It's Humongous
Big Chungus...

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Humongous

Vag-in-al

Fungus...

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Hello humongous holidays, goodbye bah-humbug budget!

12/20/18...

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HUG

H- Humongous Healthy and Hearteningly 
U- Unleashes Unspoken Understandings
G- Grows Goodness and Gratefulness...

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I toss my pennies
in a humongous glass jar...
copper millionaire?


For "Jars" contest sponsored by Susan Burch.

01/20/2012...

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Super Bowel Half Time Rap Crap 

Whole super bowel half time rap,
Was really a  total bunch of crap;
Will not care;
A sad affair;
Resulting in  humongous mishap.

Jim Horn...

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After a long, long snooze, Rip Van Winkle

Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle

Said he, a bit dotty

"Quick!   Bring me a potty

I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"...

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A little spark of dalliance bursts a humongous flame,

         now it's white-hot passion growing too wild to tame




Date written: 07/15/2020...

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What's a buffoon type restaurant
We serve ourselves and eat what we want
Gain humongous pounds
Till we can't walk around
Perhaps I'm thinking of a “buffet” response...

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The average person consumes 35 tons of food
In their lifetime, some even more I have viewed
Humongous meals
10 meals on wheels
Sorry, shouldn't make fun, once over-chewed...

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Some people are accident-prone, not me
Been accident-free since nineteen seventy-three
A good run I'd say
Happy miles each day
Till my car got attacked by a humongous tree...

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Our election is over and Doug Ford is the chap
In the face of we Liberals, a humongous slap
One Ford was enough
We've fallen on our duffs
Our Canadian maples have been drained of their sap...

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There was a florist in southern McNungus
Sloppily smeared with soil humongous. 
Customers suspected something was wrong
When proof arrived indisputably strong:
His ears displayed five varieties of fungus....

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A world travelling man called Ebenezer
Due to bad allergies was a humongous sneezer,
         One day when visiting Italy
     Pollen irritated his nose from a tree
       And he leant their Tower Of Pisa....

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The plastic debris field in our oceans is disgusting
Us human should hide our heads in shame for corrupting
Plastic bottles we weren't thinking
A humongous amount of drinking
The danger to marine life is absolutely disgusting...

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Prunella loved the color purple,
planting some lovely Crepe Myrtle’s;
they had a humongous growth spurt,
all due to her nitro-rich dirt,
now her yard’s a Myrtle hurdle.


6-11-2022
Contest / A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Contest
Tania kitchen...

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After a long, long snooze Rip Van Winkle,

   Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle!

      Said he, a bit dotty,

         "Quick!  Bring me a potty!

            I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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When big rocks turned into tiny trees
Flocking gulls balanced atop laser beams.

Ginormous people, accompanied by humongous animals, toted big axes behind them.

All of this happened way back when . . .

Way, way back when kids were just plain kids.

4.21.2017...

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His day was shattered when Harrison Ford,

   Crashed his plane on the golf course sward!

      Thankfully, he escaped with only a minor contusion,

         But he sure created a humongous divot in all the confusion!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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Every year government allots humongous amount of money to schools for buying new books. Alas! bought, catalogued..library decorated with shiny books! End of the year, many of those books are not even touched! Keeps happening year after year! Are books being irrelevant in children's lives?!!!! What about tax-payers' money?...

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I went to the zoo to feed a giraffe 
Brought some chocolates to the staff
Chatted and had a good laugh
Told them my dream was to meet Steffi Graf 
See if I could obtain her autograph
And beg her for a photograph
So I’d print a humongous lithograph
‘Top tennis pro’ as epigraph



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Posted on March 3, 2018...

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her snores echo around
our cozy bed chamber
I'm wakened by the sound
thinking we're in danger

just 'tis a spouse so pretty
I keep my husband's poise
how can one so itty bitty
make such humongous noise?

a little shake I'll have to use
to nudge away the sleepy problem
but it's really just an excuse
to put my hand on her cute bottom...

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Small
Petite
Standard Size
Generous fit
Enormous styling
Humongous incredible
Sunning and fantastic shaped
Mind boggling experiences
The extraordinary shapes of women
The extraordinary shapes of women
Mind boggling experiences
Stunning and fantastic shape
Humongous incredible
Enormous styling
Sensational fit
Generous figure
Standard size
Petite
Small...

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Popeye
Loves Olive he makes her sigh
Passion endures it will not die
Spinach the key don't ask why.

 
Olive Oil
Fell sick with humongous boil
She almost shook off this mortal coil
Popeye went cuckoo her death he did foil.


 
Poetry Contest
Sponsored
by
Joseph May
05/09/2021

Cartoon Public Domain...

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Happy Happy friendversary 
I'm so happy  
to have met you
I'm so happy
that you came along 
I'm so happy 
that you stayed 
you know your the best
in many friendly ways 
you know, you make my day
and it's so very true
that you are the greatest
in lots of extremely, humongous ways    
just at being wonderful you 

P.S. Have a great day...
 
aka:lyricvixen...

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