Short Humongous Poems
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I toss my pennies
in a humongous glass jar...
copper millionaire?
For "Jars" contest sponsored by Susan Burch.
01/20/2012
Super Bowel Half Time Rap Crap
Whole super bowel half time rap,
Was really a total bunch of crap;
Will not care;
A sad affair;
Resulting in humongous mishap.
Jim Horn
After a long, long snooze, Rip Van Winkle
Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle
Said he, a bit dotty
"Quick! Bring me a potty
I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"
A little spark of dalliance bursts a humongous flame,
now it's white-hot passion growing too wild to tame
Date written: 07/15/2020
What's a buffoon type restaurant
We serve ourselves and eat what we want
Gain humongous pounds
Till we can't walk around
Perhaps I'm thinking of a “buffet” response
The average person consumes 35 tons of food
In their lifetime, some even more I have viewed
Humongous meals
10 meals on wheels
Sorry, shouldn't make fun, once over-chewed
Some people are accident-prone, not me
Been accident-free since nineteen seventy-three
A good run I'd say
Happy miles each day
Till my car got attacked by a humongous tree
Our election is over and Doug Ford is the chap
In the face of we Liberals, a humongous slap
One Ford was enough
We've fallen on our duffs
Our Canadian maples have been drained of their sap
There was a florist in southern McNungus
Sloppily smeared with soil humongous.
Customers suspected something was wrong
When proof arrived indisputably strong:
His ears displayed five varieties of fungus.
A world travelling man called Ebenezer
Due to bad allergies was a humongous sneezer,
One day when visiting Italy
Pollen irritated his nose from a tree
And he leant their Tower Of Pisa.
The plastic debris field in our oceans is disgusting
Us human should hide our heads in shame for corrupting
Plastic bottles we weren't thinking
A humongous amount of drinking
The danger to marine life is absolutely disgusting
Prunella loved the color purple,
planting some lovely Crepe Myrtle’s;
they had a humongous growth spurt,
all due to her nitro-rich dirt,
now her yard’s a Myrtle hurdle.
6-11-2022
Contest / A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Contest
Tania kitchen
After a long, long snooze Rip Van Winkle,
Woke with a start, his duds all a-wrinkle!
Said he, a bit dotty,
"Quick! Bring me a potty!
I'm in need of a humongous tinkle!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
When big rocks turned into tiny trees
Flocking gulls balanced atop laser beams.
Ginormous people, accompanied by humongous animals, toted big axes behind them.
All of this happened way back when . . .
Way, way back when kids were just plain kids.
4.21.2017
His day was shattered when Harrison Ford,
Crashed his plane on the golf course sward!
Thankfully, he escaped with only a minor contusion,
But he sure created a humongous divot in all the confusion!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Every year government allots humongous amount of money to schools for buying new books. Alas! bought, catalogued..library decorated with shiny books! End of the year, many of those books are not even touched! Keeps happening year after year! Are books being irrelevant in children's lives?!!!! What about tax-payers' money?
I went to the zoo to feed a giraffe
Brought some chocolates to the staff
Chatted and had a good laugh
Told them my dream was to meet Steffi Graf
See if I could obtain her autograph
And beg her for a photograph
So I’d print a humongous lithograph
‘Top tennis pro’ as epigraph
AP: Honorable Mention 2026. Honorable Mention 2021
her snores echo around
our cozy bed chamber
I'm wakened by the sound
thinking we're in danger
just 'tis a spouse so pretty
I keep my husband's poise
how can one so itty bitty
make such humongous noise?
a little shake I'll have to use
to nudge away the sleepy problem
but it's really just an excuse
to put my hand on her cute bottom
Small
Petite
Standard Size
Generous fit
Enormous styling
Humongous incredible
Sunning and fantastic shaped
Mind boggling experiences
The extraordinary shapes of women
The extraordinary shapes of women
Mind boggling experiences
Stunning and fantastic shape
Humongous incredible
Enormous styling
Sensational fit
Generous figure
Standard size
Petite
Small
Popeye
Loves Olive he makes her sigh
Passion endures it will not die
Spinach the key don't ask why.
Olive Oil
Fell sick with humongous boil
She almost shook off this mortal coil
Popeye went cuckoo her death he did foil.
Poetry Contest
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Joseph May
05/09/2021
Cartoon Public Domain
Happy Happy friendversary
I'm so happy
to have met you
I'm so happy
that you came along
I'm so happy
that you stayed
you know your the best
in many friendly ways
you know, you make my day
and it's so very true
that you are the greatest
in lots of extremely, humongous ways
just at being wonderful you
P.S. Have a great day...
aka:lyricvixen
Friend Gone Missing
I really am in stupefaction,
As to what tore us asunder.
These Hallmark cards, once a year
Infuriate me,
More than the coldest glacial thunder.
With loving exclamations of BFF
proclamations,
Just stop your justifications!
Sadly, I must admit, technology affected
you with a humongous hit.
If I could, I'd crush your devices into
An overcrowded anti-social exhibit!
Panagiota Romios
4/12/2019
Dear Santa Claus, can I ask a wish
A wish come true- for everyone
Be'eth I too old..to ask
Will it fit on your sleigh
It's not a small wish
It's humongous
Everyone
Will love
It
I
Myself
Will share it
To one and all
To the entire world
Even for you, Santa
Several times I wrote you
I wished for peace and love on earth
Maybe I forgot to put the stamps
Double Nonet Poetry Contest
Sponsor: William Kekaula
12/13/2020
12/5/2023
Ridiculous, so, inhumane and grossly unfair!
Does a Trans-sexual think he has special flair?
Invading swimming pools like humongous whales?
Ensuring,that female swimming competitions fail?
These are things,not a poem had the chutzpah to addres
I fnd such topics should neither be hidden nor suppressed!
Peristalic pangs percolate
rumbling grumbling groans of,
"Feed me! Feed me!"
Chocolate chomping
does not curtail the hollow hollering,
"Real food! Real food!"
A clock controls the
dashing diner of
lunch munch, breakfast break,
or dinner for a spinner
out of this humongous hunger.
A platinum plate if you please
piled provocatively
with a sprawling spread
of vital vittles ASAP.
Ring the bell
grant grace sublime
its time to eat
enough of this rhyme!!