Gormless Poems - Poems about Gormless

...A lack of forward planning raised a question just for me What kind of numpty vacuums… THEN sets up the Christmas tree?......

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... "Sliders" 500 clicks down, was code phrase for battle ships gone all depth charge. The deeper you go down that black-holed sink, the more you understand in your oxygen deprived brain,......

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...I may be gormless And it may be true But just how many were there In the band? I forgot So I'm asking you? Their beautiful music is a gift to me And a part of my life growing up And made my ......

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... I once told a story about my Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue Well that was part one And this is part two Gormless Sue had a farm She lived in a cosy warm house But she made me sleep in an old......

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... "Triple Helix from the Hip" Triple helix stanzas strung together like pearls wisdom worn and swallowed like a pill sweet and bitter they evolve those othe......

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...Hailstones on the mat A feral Tom cat lingers Doors that never shut As hailstones strafe junk mail and mat Where feral is the alley cat On one hinge hangs The door that bangs And he ain’t go......

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...Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase? It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs. One had an unerring penchant for Laurel and ......

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... “The Splice of Life” When colour was to be washed out of the world the evil ones didn’t care the Actor led with his Dementors either side of him La......

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...Stan Laurel thinks he can sing in reality he warbles His best buddy Hardy slaps him quiet Before he can start another riot. Oliver Hardy Is usually farty so he abstains from drink Gor......

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... "Secrets" I know something good about you you were a child once, too - without malice gentle as the petals of a rose sweet and pure no......

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... "The Forgotten Legion of Rose Thorns" Reversing roll calls the Anti-Hero jumps through burning hoops instinctively bathed in the magnum ......

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...Corona Virus..... oh shut up or shut down? We are all in the same crisis run-a-round. With or without Trump and Brexit it's the same ole' coffin. There's no cure for the gormless boffin. by......

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... "The Precipice" In the Autumn she wore a wedding veil A cold winter would lift it Kiss her lips passionately to speak words of LOVE on a......

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...If it looks like a man and acts like a man, a man it should be. Not you? Not me? If it sings like a black bird and it looks like a black bird I guess it’s a black bird to me. If it sounds like......

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... "The Deconstructed Lilith" Decomposing from a past left forgotten and buried under the weakness of the first man banished from Her Forest, She rests, bound i......

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