Short Gormless Poems
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A lack of forward planning raised a question just for me
What kind of numpty vacuums… THEN sets up the Christmas tree?
Gloaming gone, gloom begins;
gabbling ghouls gyrate on
gargoyles, gawping with their
grim glaucous eyes, scaring
gravid girls, gormless boys;
goatish hooves gigue upon
gibbets, grave corpses jig.
Corona Virus..... oh shut up or shut down?
We are all in the same crisis run-a-round.
With or without Trump and Brexit it's the same ole' coffin.
There's no cure for the gormless boffin.
by
Martin Braun
3/14/2020
Sid and Frank are having a conversation in Sid's shed. This is usually the extent of parlance between the two men. Please remember, both are the most gormless men on the planet.
Can you guess what they are talking about?
Well?
Yes...
What?
No!
Didn't?
Did.
Ok?
No.
Sorry!
Yes......
Tea?
Stan Laurel
thinks he can sing in reality he warbles
His best buddy Hardy slaps him quiet
Before he can start another riot.
Oliver Hardy
Is usually farty so he abstains from drink
Gormless Laurel slurps Manhattans all night
Warbling and singing without stage fright.
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by
Joseph May
30/09/2021
Hailstones on the mat
A feral Tom cat lingers
Doors that never shut
As hailstones strafe junk mail and mat
Where feral is the alley cat
On one hinge hangs
The door that bangs
And he ain’t going out in that
The feral cat whilst oftentimes homeless, is, it seems, at no time gormless
26 January 2022
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Sid pointed to his mouth and told Frank:
"Dentist pulled my tooth out"
"Hurt?"
"I"
"Why?"
"Doesn't work"
"False?"
"No, it hurt!"
"False tooth?"
"No, it was mine"
"False teeeeeeth?"
Frank said now pointing to his mouth!
Silence
Gormless
"Tea?"
"Jammy dodger or custard cream?"
"Bourbons!"
"Not got none"
"Still got some left"
"Where"
"In my mouth!"
"Bourbons?"
"Teeth"
Without gorm, both men.
My mum used to say “don't be gormless!”
but I've never met someone with gorm,
so I really don't know if I'm different to them
or if I am, this is the norm?
My friend says his wife can be ruthless,
but no-one I know of has ruth,
although back when I was around twenty-two
I dated one, that is the truth.
I think sometimes I can be reckless,
I've looked for my reck but it's gone,
maybe I can't find it because I'm inept
so I'll just be outept from now on.