Best Gormless Poems

I once had a girlfriend
Her name was gormless Sue
They mustuck her for a Gorilla
and put her in a Zoo.

They fed her bananas
through the bars of her cage
and soon caught the eye
of a young male called Dave.

Dave chased her around
the cage every day and all through...

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A lack of forward planning raised a question just for me
What kind of numpty vacuums… THEN sets up the Christmas tree?...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a cosy warm house
But she made me sleep in an old rickety barn

Born and bread
A Derbyshire lass
She had big assets
Lots of...

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