Without Gorm Part 2
Frank stood looking at his plants
Sid said: "Frank what you looking at?"
Frank said: "My plants"
"Oh, well then what, I'll join you"
Frank looked at Sid
Sid looked at Frank
They both then slowly turned their heads to look at the plants
Silence ensued
Gormless both men!
"What a' the doing?"
Said Sid to Frank
"Growing"
"Ah well then...can you see them?"
"Stood here looking, heard 'em moving"
Frank slowly turned to Sid and then slowly back again
Sid slowly turned to Frank then slowly back again.
Gormless both men!
"Funny thing these runner beans aren't they?"
"Why?"
"Don't move, don't even walk"
"Mmmmmmmmmm?"
Without gorm, both men.
Copyright © A Yorkshire Poet | Year Posted 2016
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