Gormless

A lack of forward planning raised a question just for me
What kind of numpty vacuums… THEN sets up the Christmas tree?

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Gershon Wolf

December 4, 2024 at 8:18 PM

'Gormless,' 'numpty:' Thanks for equipping me with some zingers for some 'friends' of mine. Heh-heh.

Tom Cunningham

December 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM

Reminds me of those going on holiday, who change the bed linen and cleans the house, if you don't make it back who cares lol. Tom

Anne E Sangster - K

December 1, 2024 at 7:42 PM

Thanks for the chuckle tonight. Pretty sure I did that once myself :-o Fun little couplet Terry :-)

Ilene Bauer

December 1, 2024 at 12:57 PM

ha! good one, terry! i saw lots of people carrying trees home over their shoulders today. i hope there wasn't a numpty among them, but i doubt it...

Terry Flood

December 1, 2024 at 4:33 PM

Saturday, is what Annie and I call ‘Molly Maid day’ when I dust and vacuum throughout. And this Saturday was no different. Then I had the brilliant idea of putting up the Christmas tree… took hours… and the carpet looked liked there’d been a blizzard… of tinsel and tree bits. So, out comes the vacuum… again. Sheesh!