Moron Alert

If it looks like a man and acts like a man, a man it should be. Not you? Not me? If it sings like a black bird and it looks like a black bird I guess it’s a black bird to me. If it sounds like bee and it stings like a bee then surely a bee is what it’d be. My wife said something to me: “What’s standing in front of me?” “I’ll give a clue because that gormless expression is too pitiful to see” “If it looks like an idiot and it sounds like an idiot, to what do you think I refer to, what is it I see? I shrugged my shoulders and said quietly: Me?