Without Gorm

Frank said: "what's the story?" Sid said: "what story's that then?" Frank looked at Sid Sid looked at Frank Silence for a minute Gormless both men. "Slug ate my lettuce" Sid pointed to a corner near his shed "Eeeeeh, well tha' knows what that means don't ya?" "What's that then?" "Time for a cuppa tea Sid" "Best put kettle on then" "Strange things them slugs aren't they?" "Pity, poor little buggers lost their shells, eh?" "Shells?" "That's Snails" "Nails?" Sid looked at Frank Frank looked at Sid Without gorm, both men sat down in silence.