Croak Poems - Poems about Croak

The Cat used to brag to all the guys Because he won first place for most lives. Then the frog said with glee, "Not more have you than me, I croak every night…I win the prize!" ...

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Frog croaks for rain, ...

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There once was a cocky male frog Who met a cute toad on a log She thought he said “Ribbit” In fact, he said “Rub it” Now he’s belly-up in the bog. ...

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He has great expectations and dreams They are to be accomplished Blockades and obstacles are to be dispersed He is smarter than his wisdom and effort He forces his way through Pushing down, kicking and stepping He is a man, a frog that cannot jump But used to walk But tries to jump like a frog He always changes his party and...

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Learn to say ‘Sorry’ to who is broke: Don’t him near to make of it a joke, Even if you were to him Nice Bloke Or playfully would his rib-cage poke; He’s now saddled with burdensome yoke And easily could in whisky soak. Remember it’s ‘Sorry’ to The Broke Rib-cracking it might be leave your joke The once-tuneful voices, a croak So Trifling...

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An Indomitable Appetite for Coke And unstoppable Eater of Egg’s Yolk Now a full-time Vodka Folk Who’d a lot of Junk stoke And keep cracking the oddest jokes; A way of fighting his scary yoke: Laughter, twitters and A Toad’s Croak? Merry tears would his eyes soak And only last night into a song broke That poor me rudely awoke … And I was...

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There's an app that reminds you Five times a day Sends; you Alerts That you're going to die Research shows It makes us happier Appreciate Things more I discussed this with colleagues And suggested that Rather than downloading the app We could just go Round the office Tapping each other on the shoulder And Remind one another this way Sadie on reception Didn't seem happy about it She's not Talking to...

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My wife ran off with a toad today He is ancient and ugly and kind of gray I cannot imagine their roll in the hay Croak croak troak troak moak moak may She took my son and my daughter too Her leaving made me rather angry, all kinds of blue She said they were going to Chicago to stay Croak croak...

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Why do frogs croak aloud as though big spell? Snakes are all around to sing their death knell. As they just cannot when danger comes, yell, Frogs know they're ever in great danger dwell. This world, for them, is less heaven, more hell. Why do frogs croak aloud as though big spell? 07 July 2021 Bite Size Poem no16 Poetry Contest Sponsored by:...

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Every Friday on a lilly pond they would meet Talking about the week was really quite sweet These frogs came in all different shapes and sizes However one little frog was full of surprises To the other frogs on the pond he was a joke For this little frog I'm afraid couldn't croak He tried and tried but...

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I know he croaks, croaks and croaks. Like a croaker on a rainy day he talks; He croaks, and I hear his prolonged croak, Yet why dry dung his throat does choke? Croak! I know, his croaking is a flaw, But another’s flaw now begins to glow; Croak! Croak! I do hear his guttural croak, Yet why dry dung his throat does...

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Silent as smoke, darkness descends; as shadows merge and daylight ends. For summoned by a bullfrog's croak; darkness descends, silent as smoke. The Moon pools in ebony skies; gilded golden; She starts to rise. One of the night's brightest jewels; in ebony skies, the Moon pools. Blue bleeds red from a dying sun, a telltale sign that day is done. Inking crimson clouds overhead; from...

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Mr. Pete Buttigieg lost his edge His early bird victory turned to fledge...

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Webbed lip toadies, their tongues do do stink of lies As they leapfrog from excrement places that do do attract flies Brown tongue toadies, their sticky web of dysentery deceit stinks of foul breath duplicity For they do do double dip in toilet ponds of diaphragm dishonesty Croak manure truth be 100-proof landfill speech...

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Finally Will Croak Until the last day when I finally will croak, My ego should always continue to stroke; As an appetizer, Love cats that purr, And enjoy being around friendly folk. Jim Horn...

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