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My wife ran off with a toad today He is ancient and ugly and kind of gray I cannot imagine their roll in the hay Croak croak troak troak moak moak may She took my son and my daughter too Her leaving made me rather angry, all kinds of blue She said they were going to Chicago to stay Croak croak troak troak moak moak may I was irritated for several minutes today Then I remembered her good-looking cousin, Kay. I called her up, and we made a date right away. Croak croak troak troak moak moak may Wish me luck, for she is sexy with sashay I want to make a terrific impression on Kay I am taking her daisies I stole from the fey Croak croak troak troak moak moak may Ah, I am at her door, it is the break of day. Our date was fantastic – merry and gay I hope the wife and kids never come back to play Croak croak troak troak moak moak may