Short Croak Poems
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There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up in the bog.
Finally Will Croak
Until the last day when I finally will croak,
My ego should always continue to stroke;
As an appetizer,
Love cats that purr,
And enjoy being around friendly folk.
Jim Horn
The Cat used to brag to all the guys
Because he won first place for most lives.
Then the frog said with glee,
"Not more have you than me,
I croak every night…I win the prize!"
chirping from up a nest,
a feeble chick longs to fly,
while swallows swish
and swoosh in the sky...
as a tadpole wiggles
by the reed's faint ripple,
wanting to leap, to croak,
till its lungs puff purple.
If Trump were to croak, say, by slipping on a slice of papaya,
how long before his ilk would see it as a heavenly sign and run it by a
biblical scholar who would then be given the imperative
to scour the Bible to come up with a plausible narrative
to prove that Trump's death was another example of a suffering messiah?
Webbed lip toadies,
their tongues do do stink of lies
As they leapfrog from excrement places
that do do attract flies
Brown tongue toadies,
their sticky web of dysentery deceit
stinks of foul breath duplicity
For they do do double dip in
toilet ponds of diaphragm dishonesty
Croak manure truth be 100-proof landfill speech
Why do frogs croak aloud as though big spell?
Snakes are all around to sing their death knell.
As they just cannot when danger comes, yell,
Frogs know they're ever in great danger dwell.
This world, for them, is less heaven, more hell.
Why do frogs croak aloud as though big spell?
07 July 2021
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There's an app that reminds you
Five times a day
Sends; you
Alerts
That you're going to die
Research shows
It makes us happier
Appreciate
Things more
I discussed this with colleagues
And suggested that
Rather than downloading the app
We could just go
Round the office
Tapping each other on the shoulder
And
Remind one another this way
Sadie on reception
Didn't seem happy about it
She's not
Talking to me now
wecroak.com
Learn to say ‘Sorry’ to who is broke:
Don’t him near to make of it a joke,
Even if you were to him Nice Bloke
Or playfully would his rib-cage poke;
He’s now saddled with burdensome yoke
And easily could in whisky soak.
Remember it’s ‘Sorry’ to The Broke
Rib-cracking it might be leave your joke
The once-tuneful voices, a croak
So Trifling Words - For God’s Sake! - don’t fit
Some in helpless chairs cheerfully sit
But soonest mortally themselves hit!
I am a frog I live in a pond
The sea is too big for me
I like to relax upon a rock
Not busy like a bee.
You might find me sitting all alone
Just letting time pass by
And if your very patient
You might see me catch a fly.
You've probably heard me croaking
That's just to let you know
When your walking out at night
You wont step on my toe.
So put some water in your garden
And really look after me
I'll eat up all your nasty slugs
They are a delicacy.