Thats offal!
What is offal?
I think this is
Offal.
Yeah it's Offal.
Can we have more?
Yeah ; but you know
it's Offal.
oh my God
it's Offal.
It sure is. It Sure is offal!
Lady Meatus and Gent's Woman
ate Offal.
He caught de Bussy and went
to get Offal.
He like "em Offal.
Offal, Offal man.
ya'll know thats Offal.
The Offal Mister Offal!
That's ah Offal!
Lady Meatus like ah Offal.
Offal lady meatus.
The Lyre of Herems and the Flute of Athena
I keep prayerful,
the way the worm prays for rain.
yet I am not in love
with this unfaithful world,
it has so often been
a jagged stone in my mouth.
If, however, I am really here
and this dream is not a matrix
woven by space gnomes,
if death is the only way
to fulfill a spiritual contract
witnessed by either a God or a Devil
then okay, I kind of understand,
but
if I did not ever get to choose,
and somehow my bewildered soul survives,
then no cosmic band of lawyer anywhere
that will be safe from my wrath.
It is her body by God, so they say,
But by man and by rite, she belongs to him.
The contract, black and white swirls, binding,
signed in ink that bleeds into chains.
He takes her as he pleases.
The decision is not hers to make.
Face buried, held by the ringed hand,
pressed into the pillow to smother resistance.
His knees split her legs, forcing them wide.
Fingers, wet with spit, force entry,
preparing her body for what she does not want.
Her muffled squeaks, please, no more—
trapped beneath the weight of an uncaring predator.
His release. Her shame.
The spot of blood staining the sheets,
a mark not of love, not of union,
but of violence written into law.
She will abide.
She will cry later.
She will wake, stretch sore limbs,
and pretend she was not taken in the night.
He owns her.
She knows.
And so does the world that does nothing.
The vows were a noose.
The wedding bed, a tomb.
And the law—
the law calls it his right.
And history will remember the cowards.
A contract can be signed by pen
or, by two stranger’s eyes by chance
that fleeting catch, a knowing glance
across a room of girls and men
whose status remains unstated;
unrequested, this night, one night!
Only counted the eyes’ invite
that not needed be translated;
the rut restated for a fleet
into a rollercoaster ride
of emotions; without a guide
and therefore so, not so discreet.
A ruinous calamity
will ensue come next morning rise
when answering the where the whys;
price of one night's frivolity.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Actually, more like a grassy knoll.
They fell down the knoll
neither fast nor slow.
The bucket fell with s bang below.
Since they failed the contract,
Council decided to remove it.
Jill said,"Don't blame Jack.
It was some guy called Mack.
Besides, you'll never be able to prove it."
Sign the agreement
Means giving your life and all
Fail or victory.
A bridge back to bridge
Agreed not disturb one's life
A road back to bridge.
Since the beginning of time I have,
Visons of a girl that I am,
Destined to be with.
Looking into her eyes she will,
Always be the one who has my heart.
The one who I will love forever as,
Her lips have touched my soul.
In the truth well that Zeus controls,
At Olympus I look into the water,
And I see a girl who glows.
She is so beautiful yet so sad.
She prays to Aphrodite to send her,
Someone to love .
Her body fills with love and emotion.
My eyes fill with tears feeling a loss,
Knowing she is the one who,
Invades my dreams and visions.
Zeus tells me she is your soulmate.
These feelings you have are of true love,
You will always be her protector.
You will spend centuries together,
With the glory of God's love.
Your children will live in eternity with,
The knowledge of their parents,
Whose love was born into faithful true love.
The glowing of their bodies instill the pure love,
That resonates within their very soul.
Your lives have been destined By the
God's above to start your journey.
We each have a pistol and ammo
Issued by the company
Goes with the job for life
Only way out natural death or suicide
Take your pick you’re here now
The Q Man
The Q Man was somebody who was different
He travelled the galaxies and universe doing a job
Flying a Type 6 spaceship interstellar style
Normal space travel took forever and a day
But his ship was a souped one off
With engine and fuel enhancements
Zipping from world to world to work
He lands in a remote place and hides
His pointed ship from observers or spies
And hikes to his location to do the job
The tool of his trade is a long range rifle
Made on Planet Earth three millennia ago
It’s fitted with modified 7. 62mm bullets
These kill every single life form from a mile
On normal blood and body organisms
Normal explosive bullets do the job
With insect like ones with an armoured body
Armour piercing acid bullets eradicate them
He has 3002 different bullet types to use
Each one killing a designated target
The contract killer with no home
Except between the stars in his ship
Living for a dozen centuries extendable
You don’t want to mess with him
Nor be on his kill list as you’re ed
Zapped by an old skool high tech bullet
Fired by the best assassin there ever was
The Q Man and his rifle always on call
I need the 3C’s fundamentals from you
Consistency concentration consideration
This is pledge that requires
No need for commitments
Or obligations of what we describe as love
Just need for some duration
Of pleasurable adaptations
And a night of amazing love making
The consistency of your rhythm
Causes my body to tremble
I need your full concentration
This will event will not be brief
We both are in need of sexual relief
But most importantly I desire
Your consideration that I am yours
For this intimate occasion
And to have this pornographic encounter
On a legitimate basis
Without obligations or any reprieve
Just give me the physicality
That I so desperately need
So endorse the N.H.C.
So we both will be delighted and satisfied
Oh yes indeed.....
life swells to be then contracts to be more ~ signed swell to be
4/25/2021
Paradox of Life Poetry Contest
Sponsored by JCB Brul
Jimmy just walked out.
Lenny is in Las Vegas.
Bass player is a marine.
Mr. White is mad.
The Wonders cease to exist.
What is Guy going to do?
based on the 1996 film "That Thing You Do!"
Friendship is also a contract entering into by two parties binding two hearts with no clauses therein to demand anything than standing for love, trust and understanding.
I signed the best friend contract.
That meaning I have made an oath to my best friend.
I will worry when my best friend is going through hard times.
I will stand with them always.
Never behind,
Never in front.
I am there with them all the time.
Across the country,
and six feet away.
When they are sad
I'll try to make them laugh.
But happy, I laugh with them.
I don't like them,
I don't hate them,
I love them.
I signed the best friend contract.
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