Clobber Poems - Poems about Clobber

...I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle hence immediately this birdman wishes to escape into his eyrie or seriously considers joining a nunnery mainly for the less common slang defi......

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... “Hey, Mom” Hey, Mom! I can’t sleep. I’ve been awake for hours. There are dragons at my door. “Come crawl in beside me,” She said “I’ll chase them far away.” Hey, Mom! I stubb......

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... ‘You’ve had one too many’ Declared old Paddy’s wife She always spoiled his evenings With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’ ‘I’m absolutely sober’ He replied with much aplomb ‘I’ve only h......

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...PAUL BEADNALL TESTIMONY. FEAR TO FAITH TO FREEDOM. I was brought up on a rough council estate 1 of 6 kids, Mam and Dad from ungodly backgrounds there was no love plenty of arguing and fighting, w......

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...A young lad, upset, with a tear in his eye It is but a picture and yet I ask why What, in my parlour, makes him want to weep Loneliness, hunger or fear of some creep? It’s said that his presenc......

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...Last Thanksgiving Day, I was berated By my mother-in-law, I am hated "You left giblets inside!" She screamed. I could've died My turkey dinner was doomed; ill-fated I wanted to clobber......

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...Hostages kidnapped: casualties of war After extorting pound of flesh lifetime humiliation drummed into captives hammering indelible nightmare no amount of therapy can expunge. Lifetime traum......

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...Ben is Australian, a BBQ king, Burning and scorching meat is just his thing. He came from Aus some years ago, and met his own lovely English rose. He still has an accent, but has learnt to cal......

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...A female praying mantis is so alluring, living in her island paradise -- a small swamp with so many wonderful plants and flowers around. The female mantis is being courted by so many males of differe......

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...A time-tested spiritual banking, Higher and higher one goes in ranking, Slammed doors sweetly unlocking, Hindering barriers unblocking… From the wall one has been flung And like a bag on a peg......

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...Florida is definitely in the USA I’m kinda worried because Milt will soon be on his way I found a map and studied it and found a ‘Melbourne’ there I hope he gets the right plane or he could get q......

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...Men who hulking thugs lobby, Now and then their hobby To winning rivals clobber, Hitting them until they slobber; Their tunes for the piper A much worse viper, Venom as good a wiper As enem......

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...That primary colored rainbow unicorn is too bright for my taste Said the muted colored unicorn who was pretty much chaste. We thought she was weird because frankly she was a bit off. She had the h......

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...[A slight rewrite of my 2018 poem] In your modern nation Your civilisation Is under a threat from miniaturisation ’cause one day they’ll make it and someone will fake it A nice compact nuclea......

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...there's a bloke in this cafe wearing a cape a macabre, satiny number who does he think he is? no one brings it up? this clobber this kind of attire who wears 'em? the neanderthals? wo......

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