Clobber Poems - Poems about Clobber

...Last Thanksgiving Day, I was berated By my mother-in-law, I am hated "You left giblets inside!" She screamed. I could've died My turkey dinner was doomed; ill-fated I wanted to clobber......Read the rest...

...Hostages kidnapped: casualties of war After extorting pound of flesh lifetime humiliation drummed into captives hammering indelible nightmare no amount of therapy can expunge. Lifetime traum......Read the rest...

...Ben is Australian, a BBQ king, Burning and scorching meat is just his thing. He came from Aus some years ago, and met his own lovely English rose. He still has an accent, but has learnt to cal......Read the rest...

...A female praying mantis is so alluring, living in her island paradise -- a small swamp with so many wonderful plants and flowers around. The female mantis is being courted by so many males of differe......Read the rest...

...A time-tested spiritual banking, Higher and higher one goes in ranking, Slammed doors sweetly unlocking, Hindering barriers unblocking… From the wall one has been flung And like a bag on a peg......Read the rest...

...Florida is definitely in the USA I’m kinda worried because Milt will soon be on his way I found a map and studied it and found a ‘Melbourne’ there I hope he gets the right plane or he could get q......Read the rest...

...Men who hulking thugs lobby, Now and then their hobby To winning rivals clobber, Hitting them until they slobber; Their tunes for the piper A much worse viper, Venom as good a wiper As enem......Read the rest...

...That primary colored rainbow unicorn is too bright for my taste Said the muted colored unicorn who was pretty much chaste. We thought she was weird because frankly she was a bit off. She had the h......Read the rest...

...[A slight rewrite of my 2018 poem] In your modern nation Your civilisation Is under a threat from miniaturisation ’cause one day they’ll make it and someone will fake it A nice compact nuclea......Read the rest...

...there's a bloke in this cafe wearing a cape a macabre, satiny number who does he think he is? no one brings it up? this clobber this kind of attire who wears 'em? the neanderthals? wo......Read the rest...

...The elves are fighting over the Christmas bell again. It is fragile and ringing, underneath my fat chin. I will wish you a merry Christmas, my darling friend. Before I clobber those elves. Will th......Read the rest...

...The pendulum jumps back and forth I wonder if it ever gets bored Really such a regular sight Once to the left, twice to the right What if I clobber it, with a hammer Might stop the perpetual ......Read the rest...

...Last Saturday it’s to the pub, and walk inside the public bar, where I met up with Tommy Judd, who is at time’s a chump galah. Tom was looking smart and slick, in a custom tailored outfit. T......Read the rest...

...I Am A Fortress Now I am covered in a pretty skin, not letting anyone else hurt me, cowering, but acting big and bold, like I think I am all that, to push you away, so you cannot do any more dam......Read the rest...

...Avid interest prevails for this "news junky" to get affix - hence kudos for journalists, who risk life and limb - bricks bats clobber such daring persons, who strive like fledgling chicks ......Read the rest...