Craziest Unicorn

That primary colored rainbow unicorn is too bright for my taste Said the muted colored unicorn who was pretty much chaste. We thought she was weird because frankly she was a bit off. She had the hooves of a devil child and a frighten deer’s cough. But of course, she was pretty, and she flaunted that in the stars. We did not know what to make of her; she was full of pink scars. Her mane was lavender and fluffy, but she was arrogant and mean. She was the strangest bit of magic our star kingdom had seen. What is your name? Someone asked, trying to be a tiny bit polite. Ask me again and I’ll clobber you with every bit of my might! This was surprising but made us feel our first impression was right. She was the weirdest unicorn we would ever meet on this crazy night.