Long Clobber Poems

The bird brigade has been summoned.
The empathy princess is down. Completely depleted of all energies, through ridiculously and blatantly giving too much of herself to others again.
I’m lying on the grass, prone, watching a cricket...

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I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

hence immediately this birdman
wishes to escape into his eyrie
or seriously considers joining a nunnery
mainly for the less common slang definition
cuz yes, “nunnery” 
sometimes used ironically to refer...

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PAUL BEADNALL TESTIMONY. FEAR TO FAITH TO FREEDOM. 

I was brought up on a rough council estate 1 of 6 kids, Mam and Dad from ungodly backgrounds there was no love plenty of arguing and...

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Malodorous tavern’s garret, the codger it accommodates, No more,
Fuzzled in brew, his fuzzy lady, her life she lives to abhor.

Randy colleen gape at her with aghast,
Talk around that she has “the dead hands of the...

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A female praying mantis is so alluring, living in her island paradise -- a small swamp with so many wonderful plants and flowers around. The female mantis is being courted by so many males of...

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Hostages kidnapped: casualties of war

After extorting pound of flesh
lifetime humiliation drummed into captives
hammering indelible nightmare
no amount of therapy can expunge.

Lifetime trauma inflicted perpetrators wage
dead bodies littered makeshift triage
death and destruction
exhibit super fresh killing fields,
where sally...

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How do you feel about Mondays? The ultimate best psychiatrist would ask if he cared.
Not about your mother, or your childhood, ridiculous lovers, or feelings never shared.
Monday feelings are the top dog meter, to discover...

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Hemmed by whispers of dogmatic grime
Tiptoeing on the fine line 
Balancing truth?
Hey you, are you there?

Drenched in the silence of time ,
The dry leaves are seeking to mime,
And tranquillity she rustles,
Hey you, are your there?

Between...

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On line date
Is no way to find your soulmate
It will leave you anticipating
Met with a wolf in waiting
From all the concentrating
That leads to more debating

Because they all want to lie
Hoping you will just let it...

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Avid interest prevails
for this "news junky" to get affix -
hence kudos for journalists,
who risk life and limb - bricks
bats clobber such 
daring persons, who strive 
like fledgling chicks

to get bonafide storied scoop,
especially when video flicks
capture...

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[A slight rewrite of my 2018 poem]

In your modern nation
Your civilisation
Is under a threat from miniaturisation 
’cause one day they’ll make it and someone will fake it
A nice compact nuclear bomb...

That Clips on a rocket
That...

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I Am A Fortress Now
I am covered in a pretty skin, not letting anyone else
hurt me, cowering, but acting big and bold,
like I think I am all that,
to push you away, so
you cannot do any...

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“Hey, Mom”

Hey, Mom! 
I can’t sleep.
I’ve been awake for hours.
There are dragons at my door.
        “Come crawl in beside me,” She said 
	“I’ll chase them far away.”

Hey, Mom!
I...

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In your modern nation
Your civilisation
Is under a threat from miniaturisation 
’cause one day they’ll make it, in China they’ll fake it
A nice compact nuclear bomb...

That Clips on a rocket
That fits in your pocket
And no one...

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Snapped into a block.


Feet planted in cool, grey cement at the deepest part of a cul-de-sac. 
Homes of others stretch on, their lights sadistically feeding the darkness.

A silver horn firmly grasped, a music stand facing...

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‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings 
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’

‘I’m absolutely sober’ 
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve only had a couple
And I’m drinking beer, not rum’

‘I don’t...

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Florida is definitely in the USA 
I’m kinda worried because Milt will soon be on his way
I found a map and studied it and found a ‘Melbourne’ there
I hope he gets the right plane or...

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"Do I Ever Come Across Your Mind?"


Past thoughts and memories
invade present realities.
With the impact they possess,
they either clobber or they caress!

But these were thoughts of you
with the love and joy we both knew!
I couldn't help...

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Mire Without a Quag 

There once was a mire without one quag
Who had happened to look like an old hag
And bag who surely was way beyond belief
On her shoulder held a gripe and also a...

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5/26/17


Time to finish what was started
Anywhere, whether or not uncharted
During daylight or while the sky darkens
Far too late to bargain
You won't get a pardon
Even if you feel disheartened
Among elements like carbon
Near or far a from...

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Duncan Hines

Long before homemade peach clobber
Just after apple pie and before fruit bowl in melon rind
Restaurateur  Duncan Hines 
Birth in 1880
His dad a confederate soldier
Mother died when he was 4
In his late teens attendance...

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Stayed at Home Instead

For a while in salt water we would splash
After that lay down and start to crash
End up dreaming of the many things
Which to us joy and happiness brings.

Then we later had to...

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The pendulum jumps back and forth
I wonder if it ever gets bored
Really such a regular sight
Once to the left, twice to the right

What if I clobber it, with a hammer 
Might stop the perpetual stammer
Slash...

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If you don't stop all your crap
Your face I am gonna slap
My hand print will leave a mark
With full force whacking you hard
I can't take it anymore
You don't know what is in store
If your nonsense...

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I prey on your principles, with a thick claw stabbing through the bone,
Into the soft recesses below the layers of hardened counterfeit
I feast on your innards before you know I exist,
And when the emptiness hits,...

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