Best Clobber Poems
Friday the 13th13
riding out the night
searching for that solar storm
instead, up ahead
columns of wind
breach the scene
green trees clobber the place
as bedlam pulls out the white swords
and once again it's on
808 Boom!
808 Boom!
808 Boom!
moonlight exsanguinated
even though it was full as can be
no sign of...
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Categories:
clobber, good night, halloween, holiday,
Form:
Narrative
Fashion GirlShe is just the height of fash.
Never could her clobber clash.
Whether dolled demure or dash,
Ever makes a splendid splash!...
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Categories:
clobber, beautiful, fashion,
Form:
Rhyme
The Praying MantisA female praying mantis is so alluring, living in her island paradise -- a small swamp with so many wonderful plants and flowers around. The female mantis is being courted by so many males of different colors and sizes though she is bigger and heavier...
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Categories:
clobber, autumn, funny love, insect,
Form:
Prose
Worst Hip Hoppin' Rap Lineswhat's goin on here
yeah yo hot momma and yo soul sistah
fightin and freakin
smilin then pic-pac-pic-pac wrestlin
and you makin me go go go
to start another smokin show,
c'mon lousy dudes
bombin away from all the swoosh
stinkin candy messin down usher soup
if ya ain't in the...
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Categories:
clobber, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Stop the ClockThe pendulum jumps back and forth
I wonder if it ever gets bored
Really such a regular sight
Once to the left, twice to the right
What if I clobber it, with a hammer
Might stop the perpetual stammer
Slash it’s face, with a knife
Scar the second hand for life
Look...
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Categories:
clobber, cheer up, confusion, depression,
Form:
Rhyme
Succulent Luscious DreamzMalodorous tavern’s garret, the codger it accommodates, No more,
Fuzzled in brew, his fuzzy lady, her life she lives to abhor.
Randy colleen gape at her with aghast,
Talk around that she has “the dead hands of the past”.
At the dimly lit square by the infamous tavern to...
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Categories:
clobber, fantasy, , sweet love,
Form:
Couplet
Online Dating Wolf In WaitingOn line date
Is no way to find your soulmate
It will leave you anticipating
Met with a wolf in waiting
From all the concentrating
That leads to more debating
Because they all want to lie
Hoping you will just let it pass on by
No matter how hard you try
Online dating is...
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Categories:
clobber, anger, corruption, dark, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme
Haiku No 36Piercing winds whistle
Hailstones clobber window panes
Cat stretches and purrs...
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Categories:
clobber, seasons
Form:
Haiku
Hey You, Are You ThereHemmed by whispers of dogmatic grime
Tiptoeing on the fine line
Balancing truth?
Hey you, are you there?
Drenched in the silence of time ,
The dry leaves are seeking to mime,
And tranquillity she rustles,
Hey you, are your there?
Between fields filled with sands
Walking the naked lands,
With bloody feet &...
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Categories:
clobber, conflict, hope, judgement, metaphor,
Form:
Rhyme
See, ListenI prey on your principles, with a thick claw stabbing through the bone,
Into the soft recesses below the layers of hardened counterfeit
I feast on your innards before you know I exist,
And when the emptiness hits,
Your judgement does hiss
I cross the coals with chilled alertness,
Fire...
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Categories:
clobber, anger, dark, discrimination, earth,
Form:
Free verse
Stayed At Home InsteadStayed at Home Instead
For a while in salt water we would splash
After that lay down and start to crash
End up dreaming of the many things
Which to us joy and happiness brings.
Then we later had to leave the beach
Pelicans and seagulls as they screech
Waves forming and...
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Categories:
clobber, funny, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
The Bird Brigade Has Been SummonedThe bird brigade has been summoned.
The empathy princess is down. Completely depleted of all energies, through ridiculously and blatantly giving too much of herself to others again.
I’m lying on the grass, prone, watching a cricket scold a bumblebee when the flutes are sounded. Actually,...
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Categories:
clobber, encouraging, fairy, fantasy, imagination,
Form:
Narrative
Do I Ever Come Across Your Mind"Do I Ever Come Across Your Mind?"
Past thoughts and memories
invade present realities.
With the impact they possess,
they either clobber or they caress!
But these were thoughts of you
with the love and joy we both knew!
I couldn't help but wonder in kind,
"Do I Ever Come Across Your Mind?"
I...
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Categories:
clobber, remember, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Dream I: a Hypnopompic RealizationSnapped into a block.
Feet planted in cool, grey cement at the deepest part of a cul-de-sac.
Homes of others stretch on, their lights sadistically feeding the darkness.
A silver horn firmly grasped, a music stand facing me.
A book smothered with ink sits upon the stand.
Time...
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Categories:
clobber, dream, psychological,
Form:
Self DefenceIn your modern nation
Your civilisation
Is under a threat from miniaturisation
’cause one day they’ll make it, in China they’ll fake it
A nice compact nuclear bomb...
That Clips on a rocket
That fits in your pocket
And no one cares where it comes from
Taiwan or China or what could...
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Categories:
clobber, usa, violence,
Form:
Rhyme