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Best Clobber Poems

Below are the all-time best Clobber poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of clobber poems written by PoetrySoup members


Friday the 13th
13
riding out the night 
searching for that solar storm
instead, up ahead
columns of wind 
breach the scene
green trees clobber the place 
as bedlam pulls out the...

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Categories: clobber, good night, halloween, holiday,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Fashion Girl
She is just the height of fash.
Never could her clobber clash.
Whether dolled demure or dash,
Ever makes a splendid splash!...

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Categories: clobber, beautiful, fashion,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Worst Hip Hoppin' Rap Lines
what's goin on here
yeah yo hot momma and yo soul sistah
fightin and  freakin
smilin then pic-pac-pic-pac wrestlin
and you makin me go go go
to start another...

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Categories: clobber, funny
Form: Rhyme
Succulent Luscious Dreamz
Malodorous tavern’s garret, the codger it accommodates, No more,
Fuzzled in brew, his fuzzy lady, her life she lives to abhor.

Randy colleen gape at her with...

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Categories: clobber, fantasy, , sweet love,
Form: Couplet
The Praying Mantis
A female praying mantis is so alluring, living in her island paradise -- a small swamp with so many wonderful plants and flowers around. The...

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Categories: clobber, autumn, funny love, insect,
Form: Prose



Premium Member Stop the Clock
The pendulum jumps back and forth
I wonder if it ever gets bored
Really such a regular sight
Once to the left, twice to the right

What if I...

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Categories: clobber, cheer up, confusion, depression,
Form: Rhyme
Haiku No 36
Piercing winds whistle
Hailstones clobber window panes
Cat stretches and purrs...

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Categories: clobber, seasons
Form: Haiku
Online Dating Wolf In Waiting
On line date
Is no way to find your soulmate
It will leave you anticipating
Met with a wolf in waiting
From all the concentrating
That leads to more debating

Because...

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Categories: clobber, anger, corruption, dark, emotions,
Form: Rhyme
Stayed At Home Instead
Stayed at Home Instead

For a while in salt water we would splash
After that lay down and start to crash
End up dreaming of the many things
Which...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: clobber, funny, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Hey You, Are You There
Hemmed by whispers of dogmatic grime
Tiptoeing on the fine line 
Balancing truth?
Hey you, are you there?

Drenched in the silence of time ,
The dry leaves are...

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Categories: clobber, conflict, hope, judgement, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
See, Listen
I prey on your principles, with a thick claw stabbing through the bone,
Into the soft recesses below the layers of hardened counterfeit
I feast on your...

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Categories: clobber, anger, dark, discrimination, earth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Bird Brigade Has Been Summoned
The bird brigade has been summoned.
The empathy princess is down. Completely depleted of all energies, through ridiculously and blatantly giving too much of herself to...

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Categories: clobber, encouraging, fairy, fantasy, imagination,
Form: Narrative
Do I Ever Come Across Your Mind
"Do I Ever Come Across Your Mind?"


Past thoughts and memories
invade present realities.
With the impact they possess,
they either clobber or they caress!

But these were thoughts of...

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Categories: clobber, remember, words,
Form: Rhyme
Mire Without a Quag
Mire Without a Quag 

There once was a mire without one quag
Who had happened to look like an old hag
And bag who surely was way...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: clobber, funny, hilarious, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Dream I: a Hypnopompic Realization
Snapped into a block.


Feet planted in cool, grey cement at the deepest part of a cul-de-sac. 
Homes of others stretch on, their lights sadistically feeding...

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© Noah Dugan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: clobber, dream, psychological,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Shattered Sighs