Short Clobber Poems

Piercing winds whistle
Hailstones clobber window panes
Cat stretches and purrs...

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She is just the height of fash.
Never could her clobber clash.
Whether dolled demure or dash,
Ever makes a splendid splash!...

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Men who hulking thugs lobby, 
Now and then their hobby
To winning rivals clobber, 
Hitting them until they slobber; 
Their tunes for the piper
A much worse viper,
Venom as good a wiper
As enemy- silencing sniper.

Old owners of power 
Mythical the eleventh hour
Their only message for The Youth:
A not- yet- your- time hurting truth....

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Last Thanksgiving Day, I was berated
By my mother-in-law, I am hated
"You left giblets inside!"
She screamed. I could've died
My turkey dinner was doomed; ill-fated

I wanted to clobber her with a spoon
While she went on mocking me like a loon
My husband shut her down
Her smirk became a frown
When he called her a dried-up wrinkled prune
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Ben is Australian, a BBQ king,
Burning and scorching meat is just his thing.

He came from Aus some years ago, and met his own lovely English rose.

He still has an accent, but has learnt to call his friends mate, instead of just cobber,
He loves fly fishing because you carry less clobber.

Ben's prefect day would be to catch a trout,
Then BBQ it and share it about...

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A Bank Robber in Tehran
Had quite an interesting plan
So he went to a Wizard for magic
And paid him $500 a bit tragic

To make him invisible to all
Being a Bank Robber was his call
But he was rather surprised
When people saw him with their eyes

As he tried to snatch money from their hands
Being arrested at it wasn’t in his plans
And his life was in tatters as a Bank Robber
In jail waiting for a judge and jail time clobber.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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