Chuck Poems - Poems about Chuck

...I opened up the window, the street noise came crashing in. Pushing sadness in the hole where my heart once should have been. I see the crumpled bed sheets, where the two of us would lie. It......Read the rest...

... Reasons you might be a serial killer -all your lampshades are made from human skin -all 3 of your chainsaws are always fully fuelled -your wallpapers is hundreds of pictures of a rocking......Read the rest...

... East of Eden and The Tingler. The lady killer and Julius Caesar. A star is born and Vertigo. The Killing and Ace in the hole. Godzilla and The night and fog. Jo......Read the rest...

...If only Eve hadn’t met Adam And angry Hitler had met Freuid If Stanley never met Ollie And David Gilmore had never been in Pink Floyd Shakespeare had run out of ink and quill for a pen Mother Hu......Read the rest...

...Black Cloud The sky frames this backdrop Footsteps - always moving - but never in the right direction Bang Bang What is that?! Stay Away! Can't you see?! Vroom Vroom The diesel engi......Read the rest...

... In a leaf-strewn garden bed, a toad reared up its head, then jumped into my sight, giving my face an awful fright my heart almost giving out – as I buckled to my knees just about! His......Read the rest...

... My upcoming political poetry is like. my "prolovue" story in the way that it is themed by coincidebtally famous bears. The Theme is "I Don't Care Bears"/Signs of the Times Series. Examp......Read the rest...

...When he fell, he kept going down down down down down Unlike Jack in the nursery rhyme, Tim did not break his crown. The light was not great here, this is what he soon found. It was difficult getti......Read the rest...

...Often, I enter a contest I enter the ones I like best But one sponsor said Write stood on your head I moved on to check out the rest Another said stand in a bucket Write Latin, or I’m......Read the rest...

... The atmosphere was alive and palpable, surreal really as the aegean blue of electrons after a summer downpour, where the crickets take a short reprieve to zen the petrichor. ......Read the rest...

...Two groundhogs, the focus of news, Saw no shadows, according to crews Who were filming to learn What they’d hoped to discern About how long we’d pay winter’s dues. Lack of shadows means we sho......Read the rest...

...Q: How many Americans are currently opposed to Biden's open boarder policies? A: According to Chuck Holton, "70 % of all Americans are against Biden's open boarder policies and......Read the rest...

... Gus got all of those who were allowed to attend and "available" settled in around his big oak table. He even put in an extra leaf to accomodate, so there was enough space to keep fro......Read the rest...

... When the Chinese lady was finished weighing Gus, he picked up his backpack and followed her to the back alley. "Restaurant is full of stupid Americans", she taunted, and sat him ......Read the rest...

... OFFENSIVE !! Gus Ferenski had a problem. It was a beautiful day outside. The rebel sun gazing down like a peeping Tom. The factory air, fresh and clean as a San Francisco hippie. The l......Read the rest...