Chuck Poems - Poems about Chuck

I love light gravy on biscuits, mashed potatoes, turkey or in a spoon Bring me some if you please, I will love you more than the moon If you bring me dark gravy my appetite runs away and yells yuck. Light gravy or nothing, says my persnickety brother, two-year-old Chuck....

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My feet are stuck in the muck, cried Chuck the duck. Sean the swan came to his rescue across the lawn, Chuck, grab my wing, and we’ll swing into the spring! Chuck used his beak, as chic feathers tickled his cheek, They flew out of the muck, we’re now unstuck, Sean clucked. Chuck felt happy, Sean felt scrappy as...

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And how much chuck could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck’s Chuck is Norris? A chuckling nun habitually chucking her habit soon has none....

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When he fell, he kept going down down down down down Unlike Jack in the nursery rhyme, Tim did not break his crown. The light was not great here, this is what he soon found. It was difficult getting his balance, there were big stones around. Where am I? He asked himself quietly, inside his head. He was where most...

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The Father of Rock and Roll was not Elvis. It was Chuck Barry, wild man from Chicago He was the rhythm and blues king His guitar solos and showmanship are legend. Today we still hear some of his best songs on the radio. Johnny Be Good, Nadine, Maybelline, Ding-a-Ling Sweet Little Sixteen, Memphis Tennessee He was amazingly talented, and marvelously fun to...

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When he fell, he kept going down down down down down Unlike Jack in the nursery rhyme, Tim did not break his crown. The light was not great here, this is what he soon found. It was difficult getting his balance, there were big stones around. Where am I? He asked himself quietly, inside his head. He was where most...

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King Chuck [Apologies to Steve Martin] King Chuck (King Chuck) Now when he was a young lad, He always knew he’d be the sovereign of a nation people stood in line to see. (King Chuck) How'd you get to be you? (Funky Chuck) Did you do the Loco Motion? Born at Buckingham Schooled at Gordonstoun, (King Chuck). (King Chuck) Now, if I'd...

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Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry Don't say these words on a safari Lions will eat you A tiger will too Real soon you'll look like calamari...

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Chuck There once was a show named “Chuck” It didn’t have much luck After five seasons it was gone Oh it felt so wrong For Chuck was about a nerd Who ran with the herd A fun loving guy in a comedy no less Always making life a mess Each episode an adventure or a quest Making it fun to watch as a guest It had...

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The bombing of Pearl Harbour was the turning point for me That day I enlisted in the army, despite protests from my family I tried to reassure them by saying that everything would be fine And after six months of training I was destined for the front line. The guys that I was serving with came from all walks...

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I Am Not Chuck-Will’s-Widow Part I: Bullies, Lodging and Treats Whip-Poor-Will at twilight — Tremendous skyline. My wings ~ vainglorious, like a teen girl’s locks. Nightjar ...

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Chuck Thomas By franklin Price 9/21/2019 I'll tell you of a legend who flew hard in Viet Nam Of a pilot who flew everything, who said that's who I am With a propeller or a rotor or a jet, he'd lead the way If it left the ground he'd fly it. That's just how he earned his pay When the war...

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Chuck the duck chased Sally across the pond, she was the prettiest girl duck he ever saw, her feathers were soft and fluffy with a personality which was not stuffy. He had his eye on her for some time as she swam before him flirting away, pretending to be coy and hard to get which made him quack and sweat. One day while...

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Above mama’s abode lives Saber Tooth Tiger Chuck, seems poopy tired, drank three shots under mama’s truck. Fancy Zebra Ellie loves claws, razor sharp aglow, Chuck wears green pants, booty often shows below. Scale tells Chuck carbs aren’t belly proof among lunch, fussy habit eater; likes round pizza, fatty wings, bunch. Silly Ellie beams about rebel Bubba, famed city’s baker, while...

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There was once a guy named big Chuck Who always seemed to have terrible luck Until he met June One sunny...

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