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Saber Tooth Tiger Chuck

Above mama’s abode lives Saber Tooth Tiger Chuck, seems poopy tired, drank three shots under mama’s truck. Fancy Zebra Ellie loves claws, razor sharp aglow, Chuck wears green pants, booty often shows below. Scale tells Chuck carbs aren’t belly proof among lunch, fussy habit eater; likes round pizza, fatty wings, bunch. Silly Ellie beams about rebel Bubba, famed city’s baker, while Chuck ruins five tasty cakes, novel woman taker. Chuck slugs Bubba; abuse dazes, anger among crowd, Bubba pukes chili after blood drips, tiger fangs proud. Three fight until Ellie cried, hoped they’d avoid being stuck, Bubba gives Ellie five dozen roses...adieu Saber Tooth Tiger Chuck! A Little Laughter Five Contest Edward McCall March 2, 2018

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Susan Gentry

Date: 3/29/2018 12:11:00 AM

So cute!! Congratulations on your win.

Jan Allison

Date: 3/26/2018 4:34:00 PM

many congrats on your win LuLoo thanks for the giggle:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/26/2018 10:59:00 AM

What a scream, Laura! I'm on the floor howling with this one. I promote it to #1 all-time romp in my "Romper Room" imaginary contest!! This is truly supercalafragilisticexpialadocious!!

Eve Roper

Date: 3/26/2018 7:26:00 AM

Laura, congratulations on your win on this great piece! I found it a little difficult to write with just 5 letter words. :) Hugs Eve

Line Gauthier

Date: 3/25/2018 10:09:00 PM

Back with most deserving congrats on your awesome winning poem, Laura.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/25/2018 1:13:00 PM

- Congratulations so much with your fun winning poem, Laura :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Edward Mccall

Date: 3/25/2018 10:48:00 AM

Good morning Laura how are you today? I really enjoyed this poem it gave me a good chuckle. Congratulations on your win and thank you for entering the contest have a good day Edward. {:-)

Vladislav Raven

Date: 3/4/2018 2:55:00 PM

Hi Luloo, Loved the read of this contest entry. i always love the fun writes i read. This one wouldn't have been easy to put together but you have done it admirably. I would never even attempt something this difficult. An excellent piece my friend. Good luck in the contest. Have a wonderful Sunday. Hugs....Mike. XX

Amy Sell

Date: 3/3/2018 8:06:00 PM

Nice! I went to the contest page to see what the limitations were here because something seemed odd about it. Not in a bad way, but I couldn't put my finger on it. When I read that you could only use five-letter words, I thought, "Wow! That must've taken a lot of talent and effort!"

Lu Loo
Date: 3/4/2018 10:06:00 AM

yeah it took me an hour and half! The longest it's ever taken me to write a poem. lol But it was such a fun challenge, I'd do it again if I had the chance :) thank you sweet Amy! :)-luloo

Line Gauthier

Date: 3/2/2018 5:18:00 PM

We can tell you've read a story or two to kids in your day... Fabulously done, Laura. Really adorable.

Lu Loo
Date: 3/3/2018 10:01:00 AM

thank you sweet Linnie :) -luloo