Best Chuck Poems

The bombing of Pearl Harbour was the turning point for me
That day I enlisted in the army, despite protests from my family
I tried to reassure them by saying that everything would be fine
And after six months of training I was destined for the front line.

The...

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There  was once a guy named big Chuck
  Who always seemed to have terrible luck 
                 Until he met  June
      ...

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I will no longer be trying to cook a hearty Chuck roast
For it usually ends up dry,and about as dry as burnt toast
I tried so many ways to cook this hunk of meat
Though in the end the results,are definitely no treat

That cut of meat to...

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What's that in your hand?. Let me see.. He said.
It's a picture; that`s Chuck; he is my friend... I said.
You pick your friends kinda young, don't you?... He said.
No, that was a long time ago. We were in college... I said.
I'd like to hear more...

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Chuck Berry is eighty one
still performing and having fun,
it is a while since fifty- five
when his repertoire became alive.

© Harry J Horsman  2012...

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Here comes Buck Toothed Chuck 
from Hickville Street,
Sorriest feller you 
ever did meet.
Walkin' his flea bitten dog
down the street,
Scratchin' his head and
flip flopping his feet.
If he asks for money
best say, "No way"!
'Cuz it'll slip through his fingers
in less than a day.
He'll be spittin' tobackee
the whole...

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You can gargel peanut butter
And slam a revolving door
You were born with a beard 
And at the age of two drunk your first beer
And afterward crushed the can on your head
You never run thats why you are Walker Texas Ranger
You help old ladies across the...

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Bucking Did Duck Did Chuck


Have you ever seen a bucking duck cluck?
Maybe he fell down and did not suck
Into the oats and grain for he could not duck
The bucking, clucking, duck could not fill up on muck
Could he wallop an ugly duck of Chuck’s wallop...

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There is a man we call him ChuckSluck
I must admit his poems don’t suck
He drives a corvette
Which put him in debt
But with the girls has given him luck...

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         "Hey kids! have you seen the keys for the door
I'm sure I put them down there before
     I'm thinking this place is haunted
    Or is your mother being taunted
...

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Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
     Don't say these words on a safari
       Lions will eat you
       A tiger will too
     Real soon you'll look...

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There is always a way, the optimist says, 
Yet the creak of life’s tensions groan low,
They shadow the quake that the floor he walks makes,
And the air as it travels says so.
See the mist pale & thick,
It caresses each tip, every leaf, every needle and...

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Cool Chuck 





The first time-- on the school dance floor
 Feeling hot, yet thrilled and much more

 You’ve been there…tortured, waiting but looking around
 A guy saw me hanging on the wall, just staring at the ground

 I looked up to see this guy coming...

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TO; Chet, CHUCK, DAD, MOM. & LARRY

Dear Chet, Chuck, Dad, Mom, & Larry

I thought of you all again today 
As I always think of you all
As each day goes by 
Chet I have never met you
as you were born and passed the same day
so I...

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Chuck Norris




Too strong....

Never Wrong

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For the contest A FOOTLE RETROSPECTIVE...

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