Short Chuck Poems

Chuck Wagon dog food
Killer always gave it chase
but always a waste...

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Trump on live TV
"I'll shut down the government"
Said to Chuck Schumer...

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springs' gentle breezes
stir hearts to dally and then
chuck at aspen leaves...

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my palate craves delicious 
double chocolate chuck 
cherry jubilee ice cream...

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Steaming creases out, only to press them back in
Makes me want to chuck the whole pile in the bin...

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Mr. Chuck Schumer
Is a Baby Boomer
   His real name is Charles Ellis
   Aren't you just insanely jealous?...

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Had Chuck Berry's parents
   Been mildly dyslexic
He'd have been 'Buck Cherry'
   ~ Making sounds gastroentric...

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US artist Chuck Close
pixelated the form he loved most
known for photorealist mosaic guile
creating his unique portraiture style...

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life punches above its weight of lightness - 

                        eat your greens and chuck the diet pills 


15th November 2020...

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"My Willow Tree" --  Chuck Jackson
 
  The willow's tears are not for me, love has set me free.
                            ---
 12/13/15...

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Chuck Norris




Too strong....

Never Wrong

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For the contest A FOOTLE RETROSPECTIVE...

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Chuck Berry is eighty one
still performing and having fun,
it is a while since fifty- five
when his repertoire became alive.

© Harry J Horsman  2012...

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There is a man we call him ChuckSluck
I must admit his poems don’t suck
He drives a corvette
Which put him in debt
But with the girls has given him luck...

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SWEDISH DEATH CLEANING

"if you can't fit it all into your coffin, just chuck it in the bin"

Indiana Shaw . . . : )

"Things to do before you die" . . ....

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There once was a man named Chuck
Who waddled just like a duck

When they asked, “are you fine”?
He replied, “It’s the wine”

That made him look very struck!...

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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Guess I better toss this in a bucket
Can't rhyme that you stupe,
Not here on the Soup
I think that I best up and chuck it...

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Golf a game of supposed gentlemen
Played in exotic and scenic glen
With a stick and tiny balls
Which either rolls or crawls
Or chuck chucks like a lethargic hen...

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Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
     Don't say these words on a safari
       Lions will eat you
       A tiger will too
     Real soon you'll look like calamari...

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There once was a toilet blocked up
Gosh what do we do with it, that is yuck.
Stick your hand in it dear 
Unblock it, it will clear.
Stick your own in mate, I’ll chuck up....

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Wind spit come down in buckets
Abiding in solemn Scotch mists 
Components of an overwhelming tempest 
Seek shelter before thrash out
Or dance under the rain chuck down...

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The new sticker on my old truck
                    seemed to smile and wink at me.
                    …As if to say, "we did it Chuck!…
                    we did it."...

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Trump Did Drive

When a goof ball Trump did drive
We would all jump, chuck and jive;
Fat and flatulent,
Where he went;
All His stupidity we had to survive.

Jim Horn...

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To Mrs. Emma

Oh the weather 
outside's not frightful
So the fire is
Not delightful

But as long as
U love Chuck so...
Pray for snow,
Pray for snow,
Pray for snow....

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choose: earth, how i feel, old,
LOOK AT THIS STUFF!

Look around all this stuff!
Can we use it, reuse it and recycle?
This old stuff do we buy new?
Chuck out or move---what?...

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I was really down on my luck,
looked in the mirror - about to chuck,
things seemed at their dimmest,
good luck - at its slimmest...
Sometimes, just gotta say "What the _____!"...

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