King Chuck

King Chuck [Apologies to Steve Martin] King Chuck (King Chuck) Now when he was a young lad, He always knew he’d be the sovereign of a nation people stood in line to see. (King Chuck) How'd you get to be you? (Funky Chuck) Did you do the Loco Motion? Born at Buckingham Schooled at Gordonstoun, (King Chuck). (King Chuck) Now, if I'd known They'd line up just to see you, I'd trade in all my money And become an English citizen. Married to Queen Camilla (Funky Chuck) He is so very vanilla! Born in London, Studied rocks at Trinity College (King Chuck) Dancin' by the Thames, (Disco Chuck) The ladies love his games, (Polo Chuck) Rockin' to the Mersey beat (Rockin' Chuck) He likes to eat game meat. (King Chuck). (King Chuck) He lives his life for England. Defender of the Faith He's a Windsor I’m tellin' you. Tight as a knot. (King Chuck). (King Chuck) Now, when I die, Don't think I'm a nut, Don't want no fancy funeral, Just one like they’ll give for King Chuck. (King Chuck) He created the Carta Astra He shoulda win a BAFTA, Reigns o’er Great Britain as its king-o, Reigns o’er Great Britain, lives in a palace made of stone-a, King Chuck.