Baloney Poems - Poems about Baloney

There once was a man named Tony his stories were a bunch of baloney, though he seemed quite sincere yet a bit cavalier because his stories changed every year. Well funny as this may sound Tony's friends all gathered round, for his stories when told were outrages and bold quite funny was Tony's baloney!...

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baloney I say to the latest political ballyhoo no one gets shot with a high power in Timbuktu and they get more than an ear scratch if they do I roll my eyes and scoff at the crazy new ballyhoo...

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Heavy sigh and moan There's too much spam on my phone So leave me alone...

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artisan bread sliced I baked on a stone in a oven medium on a warm summer day placed on a stoneware platter white on a table of butcher block with the condiments I’d need to prepare my noon feast from the deli bought baloney fresh as can be on a platter laid out slices fresh and round to complement these from the grocery I got a tin of bright...

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Your counter is my hunting ground But you get mad and pull me down. Try leaving that baloney out again....

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Pity poor cheap old Adolfo Santiago Minestrone Gagged on week-old baloney and congealed macaroni April 22, 2019 Entry in 'An Epitaph to Make us Laugh 2' contest Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...

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Man-made Climate change now dogma, must not question nor belie 'Debate is over! close down research! it is heresy to deny' If that's what we now call science, we've caught an intellectual cold For it's "Phoney baloney, plastic banana, good time rock-n-roll"...

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There was a Wee One called Maloney Who never ate anything but baloney He soon came to find He could no longer climb Up onto his Shetland pony...

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PHONEY BALONEY They said: "We've come here from head office, to help you reach your quota It's a selfless act on our part and we're going to devote a Day or two to set you right and get things under control" I thought: "Phoney baloney, plastic banana, good time rock-n-roll" She said: "This new law will be wonderful if we can only...

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Don't dare hang up the phone Please don't touch that dial I've got this idea a-brewing If you'll kindly hear me out I often have these hunger pains Throughout my busy day And seldom find the time to stop For a meal along the way So I got my brain juices flowing And came to this conclusion Baloney flavored chewing gum Could be this man's...

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Sung to the tune "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison Yum-Yum-Yum-Yumdy-doo-wah Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah Only the Bologna Only the Bologna Only Bologna (Yum-Yum-Yum-Yumdy-doo-wah) Knows I don't need bread tonight (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah) Only the Bologna (yum-yum-yum-yumdy-doo-wah) A touch of mustard, seems so right (yum-yum-yum-yumdy-doo-wah) Please hold the mayo Please hold the cheese I'm here at the table and begging you please It's Oscar Meyer For me Only Bologna ...

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If I care for a woman, but she doesn’t care for me, I will just get up and not hesitate to flee. I will not waste my time with such a phony baloney. A relationship only works when there is mutual interest. She has to meet me halfway; or I’ll cross her off my list. Even if she is the...

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Baloney…. Bully others cause by masters strength and poses. Fall your faces and first to grounds because dirt may good. Filthy men have nothing pretty only there may be forces and might confer or hired from masters. China tyrant some with china shysters take the tastes of swine. China jester out on life is like a snob to live and...

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Joanie Woanie, you phony baloney. When you bake a cake or pie, why is your price so high? Your merchandise I can adore, whenever I am in your store. However, there is one thing not great, something that I cannot relate. Your prices substantially fluctuate. You can tell Sue and Eddie, when you have your baked goods ready, hold your prices steady. Please listen to this, if you...

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You told my (SISTER IN LAW) (WHAT!!). If you think for one moment I am remotely interested in that so called (LITTLE MONSTER) you call your (HORSE FROM MARS) (YOU WILL SEE) you won’t (GET FAR). Ever since your (DIVORCE) you’ve been hinting at having an (AFFAIR) with me. Listen (4 EYES), I am (FOREVER...

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