Joanie the Phony Baloney
Joanie Woanie,
you phony baloney.
When you bake a cake or pie,
why is your price so high?
Your merchandise I can adore,
whenever I am in your store.
However, there is one thing not great,
something that I cannot relate.
Your prices substantially fluctuate.
You can tell Sue and Eddie,
when you have your baked goods ready,
hold your prices steady.
Please listen to this,
if you want to keep my business.
Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2011
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