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Only Baloney

Sung to the tune "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison Yum-Yum-Yum-Yumdy-doo-wah Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah Only the Bologna Only the Bologna Only Bologna (Yum-Yum-Yum-Yumdy-doo-wah) Knows I don't need bread tonight (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah) Only the Bologna (yum-yum-yum-yumdy-doo-wah) A touch of mustard, seems so right (yum-yum-yum-yumdy-doo-wah) Please hold the mayo Please hold the cheese I'm here at the table and begging you please It's Oscar Meyer For me Only Bologna Only Bologna

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Date: 6/4/2015 8:46:00 PM
Love your jingle, a 7. I love Bologna Thank you for reading my poem. Hugs eve
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Date: 5/29/2015 2:08:00 AM
With a few too many beers on a stag night around a barbecue, you've got a hit here Jerry - thanks for the chuckle - Lindsay
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 5/29/2015 6:05:00 AM
Next stag night, guest who's bringing the sandwiches. Thanks Mate
Date: 5/28/2015 10:22:00 PM
I hate bolongna.... But love the poem.... By the way, thanks for sticking me with this one....can't get it out of my head
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 5/29/2015 6:07:00 AM
It taste better fried..........no help ummmmmm Thanks for the comment
Date: 5/28/2015 8:31:00 PM
Oh my goodness, Jerry I think it is crazy but awesome, ha, ha, ha. One more artistic read....Sharon G. :)
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 5/29/2015 6:07:00 AM
Thank you Sharon G
Date: 5/28/2015 7:26:00 PM
My favorite....Baloney....and next Tube Steaks....my kind of formal dinner....thanks....
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Jerry T Curtis
Date: 5/29/2015 6:12:00 AM
Here' a trick Judy---take a tube steak---roll it in a slice of bologna and bite into it---It taste the same almost every time lol Thanks for the read.

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