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Only Baloney

Sung to the tune "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison Yum-Yum-Yum-Yumdy-doo-wah Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah Only the Bologna Only the Bologna Only Bologna (Yum-Yum-Yum-Yumdy-doo-wah) Knows I don't need bread tonight (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah) Only the Bologna (yum-yum-yum-yumdy-doo-wah) A touch of mustard, seems so right (yum-yum-yum-yumdy-doo-wah) Please hold the mayo Please hold the cheese I'm here at the table and begging you please It's Oscar Meyer For me Only Bologna Only Bologna

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Eve Roper

Date: 6/4/2015 8:46:00 PM

Love your jingle, a 7. I love Bologna Thank you for reading my poem. Hugs eve

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/29/2015 2:08:00 AM

With a few too many beers on a stag night around a barbecue, you've got a hit here Jerry - thanks for the chuckle - Lindsay

Jerry T Curtis
Date: 5/29/2015 6:05:00 AM

Next stag night, guest who's bringing the sandwiches. Thanks Mate

Skat A

Date: 5/28/2015 10:22:00 PM

I hate bolongna.... But love the poem.... By the way, thanks for sticking me with this one....can't get it out of my head

Jerry T Curtis
Date: 5/29/2015 6:07:00 AM

It taste better fried..........no help ummmmmm Thanks for the comment

Sharon Gulley

Date: 5/28/2015 8:31:00 PM

Oh my goodness, Jerry I think it is crazy but awesome, ha, ha, ha. One more artistic read....Sharon G. :)

Jerry T Curtis
Date: 5/29/2015 6:07:00 AM

Thank you Sharon G

Judy Konos

Date: 5/28/2015 7:26:00 PM

My favorite....Baloney....and next Tube Steaks....my kind of formal dinner....thanks....

Jerry T Curtis
Date: 5/29/2015 6:12:00 AM

Here' a trick Judy---take a tube steak---roll it in a slice of bologna and bite into it---It taste the same almost every time lol Thanks for the read.