Jerry T Curtis Poet Lyric

Only Baloney

Sung to the tune "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison 


Yum-Yum-Yum-Yumdy-doo-wah 
Ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah 
Oh-oh-oh-oh-wah
Only the Bologna  
Only the Bologna

Only Bologna (Yum-Yum-Yum-Yumdy-doo-wah)
Knows I don't need bread tonight (ooh-yay-yay-yay-yeah)
Only the Bologna (yum-yum-yum-yumdy-doo-wah)
A touch of mustard, seems so right (yum-yum-yum-yumdy-doo-wah)

Please hold the mayo
Please hold the cheese
I'm here at the table
and begging you please


It's Oscar 
Meyer 
For me
Only Bologna
       Only Bologna

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Eve Roper June 4, 2015 at 8:46 PM Love your jingle, a 7. I love Bologna Thank you for reading my poem. Hugs eve

Lindsay Laurie May 29, 2015 at 2:08 AM With a few too many beers on a stag night around a barbecue, you've got a hit here Jerry - thanks for the chuckle - Lindsay Jerry T Curtis May 29, 2015 at 6:05 AM Next stag night, guest who's bringing the sandwiches. Thanks Mate

Skat A May 28, 2015 at 10:22 PM I hate bolongna.... But love the poem.... By the way, thanks for sticking me with this one....can't get it out of my head Jerry T Curtis May 29, 2015 at 6:07 AM It taste better fried..........no help ummmmmm Thanks for the comment

Sharon Gulley May 28, 2015 at 8:31 PM Oh my goodness, Jerry I think it is crazy but awesome, ha, ha, ha. One more artistic read....Sharon G. :) Jerry T Curtis May 29, 2015 at 6:07 AM Thank you Sharon G

Judy Konos May 28, 2015 at 7:26 PM My favorite....Baloney....and next Tube Steaks....my kind of formal dinner....thanks.... Jerry T Curtis May 29, 2015 at 6:12 AM Here' a trick Judy---take a tube steak---roll it in a slice of bologna and bite into it---It taste the same almost every time lol Thanks for the read.