Short Baloney Poems
Short Baloney Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Baloney by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Baloney by length and keyword.
Your counter is my hunting ground
But you get mad and pull me down.
Try leaving that baloney out again.
Go Between Makes Sandwich
by James Edward Lee Sr.
Peanut butter bread
Mustard, baloney, catsup
Go between sandwich
12/14/17
baloney bacon beans and barley
bittersweet bubbly bulbous brew
buttery broiled bass and bluegill
boasting a beggar’s bountiful stew
There once was a fellow named Jack
On meat he never would snack
Vegetables only
No ribs or baloney
But he sure loved those Big Macs!
There was a Wee One called Maloney
Who never ate anything but baloney
He soon came to find
He could no longer climb
Up onto his Shetland pony
His cream puffs will fill a crony
But food for have nots is phony
Donald’s a great cook
And serves each poor schnook
Trump steaks—No wait…it’s baloney!
The humble cheese has a secret superpower
Its gooey glory conquers cauliflower
Melting with glee for fried baloney
The better half of macaroni
8/20/21
hogwash
that’s baloney
I don’t believe you
hogwash
kitchen slop for pigs
trash
hogwash
cheap liquor
inferior writing
one word
variety of meanings
The message they mete out is strong
It's cooked at the top but smells wrong
This cursed wurst to eat
Slice of life that looks neat
A baloney treat for the throng
Beethoven's Symphony
Ode To Joy is like a pizza with pepperoni
Smothered in mozzarella
Made by an Italian fella
Named Giovani and that's no baloney
Election time is upon us once more
Politicoes spew excreta galore
Promising the moon and stars
Even far away Red Mars
Seems we've heard that old baloney before
Anatomical Date
She was primped and properly tony
prime rib encasing baloney
a troubling thing
anatomical bling
for all of her assets were phony
John G. Lawless
©2.2.2018
There was a young fellow named Tony,
Who wouldn't eat his macaroni.
He hollered out, "Hey,
Take this slop food away.
Just bring me a stick of baloney."
Written; November 14, 2014
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do
They ate pasta and rice cakes and lot's of baloney
Too bad she didn't know about alimony.
They can print money, when there’s a big dept
for us that’s a crime, and we’d end up doing time
It smells of baloney, with this concept
it’s for them to shine, so they can have their dime
baloney I say to the latest political ballyhoo
no one gets shot with a high power in Timbuktu
and they get more than an ear scratch if they do
I roll my eyes and scoff at the crazy new ballyhoo
Pity poor cheap old Adolfo Santiago Minestrone
Gagged on week-old baloney and congealed macaroni
April 22, 2019
Entry in 'An Epitaph to Make us Laugh 2' contest
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe
bragging, boasting, brainy Barney Blithe brought buxom Betty Brown
braised, boiled, baloney. Beaming Betty Brown bestowed baked berry
baklava on Barney, besting bragging, boasting, brainy Barney Blithe.
Balerethon
A flying
Saucer
A baloney
Sandwich
Dancing
To
The
Tick
Of
Your
Clock
Alien
Stepping
Proudly
Gracefully
Through
The
Hoops
Of
Brooklyn
Night
Morning
Liftoff
Leftoff
Dream
A Dessert for All Nations
Now that China says, Italy caused the virus baloney...
Why not calm down with a cold dish of....
Luscious, Italian Spumoni!
11-20-2020
Seriously?
Give me a break! I am not that gullible!
What's this baloney you're trying to feed me?
Most ridiculous story I ever heard!
Do you truly think I was born yesterday?
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
A February baker is named Joanie.
This Joanie Woanie has a funny boney.
She sells a cake or pie.
Her price is way too high.
Joanie Woanie is a phony baloney.
Robert Pettit for Linda-Marie’s contest
My mommy, this sweet old soul, told me this way back when
Chew your food thirty-two times, to help with digestion
Don't know if it's true
How's about you
Thought it baloney, till my bowels threatened insurrection
Baloney, bumfuzzle, fiddledeedee
Taradiddle, gardyloo, snickersnee
Gobbledygook, gardyloo, tickle me,
Hullabaloo, cattywampus hogwash hoo-ha
Claptrap, collywobbles ballyhoo brouhaha!
~A Brian Strand 4 or 5 line contest.
Man-made Climate change now dogma, must not question nor belie
'Debate is over! close down research! it is heresy to deny'
If that's what we now call science, we've caught an intellectual cold
For it's
"Phoney baloney, plastic banana, good time rock-n-roll"