Yuck Poems

Loving Yuck

Love without
Love within
Love where I am
where I’ve been

Beginning to think:
far too much abundance 
of this foolish, loving folly, 

so I kicked my
wagging tail collie -- 

loving view~
it just ain’t fair! – attempting to escape,
I journeyed to the zoo

wouldn’t you know it,
two loving ape there too

along to the park
high in birch nest
spied I a pair of

Whole Lotta Yuck

    My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
     For my birthday she made a juicy duck
         Squirt of this, squirt of that
         Big fat duck just went splat 
  

Blither-Blather and Red Yuck, and Pray Like Your Hair's on Fire, 'Coz It Is

    when accused of blither-blather
      seek shelter in the moment, rather
    than plunge right in confrontationally
      into a bottomless pit of calumny

    remember to count to ten again and again
      ramp

Yucky Yuck Yuck

In a lifetime, we ingest 70 insects while sleeping
Tell me these facts are fictitious, my mind is bleeping
Yucky I say
Not true, NO WAY!
But I'll stay awake to catch these guy's leaping

What It Means Is

Feeling overwhelmed 
She looked into having
Someone watched over
areas where meddlers
could cause havoc
Or undo all she had
accomplished
She remembered her father
saying to her
" everyone that's qualified to
be your lover; maynot be
Qualifed to do the work"
She smiled thinking of old
lovers, adding some of those
qualifed for work can forget
all about finding person with me
What needs minds the cookie jar
when

Don'T Yuck My Yum

Don't yuck my yum
said trumpians to MotherTree.

Practice what you gospel loving preach
said MotherEarth embracing trumpians.

Economically yum my admittedly yucky anti-ecological reach
said trumpians to MotherEarth.

Ecologically practice the economic cooperative theology
you WinWin preach
said MotherTree to trumpian WinLose practitioners
of elite incorporated greed.

UltraViolet voices
speak in prime green laser light
yellow and red and blue bright
just right spectral balance 

Hope releasing

Yuck,Yuck,Yuck

Asked my class name, 3 famous people in history, they would like to see

"The first child said Lincoln, Washington, and Ali"  

2nd one said" I really don't know"

The last one said," Curley, Larry, and Moe 









 
9/6/2018

Don'T Yuck My Yum

There you go again,
tossing your ugly into the party mix
You don’t know any other way to flow,
that’s just how you roll
But let me make this crystal clear:
unplug your busybody ear,
and stay out of my business — 
No tamper ... no interfere
Keep your negative attitude,
don’t bring it here
Your funky mood,
don’t want it near
Steer clear of my

Yucky Yuck

In a lifetime, we ingest 70 insects and 10 spiders while sleeping
Tell me these facts are fictitious, my mind's bleeping
Yucky I say
Not true, NO WAY!
But I'll still stay awake to catch these guy's a-leaping

Yuck

YUCK

I know we are supposed to love them
all creatures great and small

I know God had a reason
when he created those that crawl

even those that creep and flit
are part of a master plan

filling every earthly niche
in air, in water, on land

but Lord in your mighty scheme
please tell me in what mood

as you perused your work
and saw

The Yuck

The Yuck

I don’t want to do nothing
This is a trap of the enemy
Somehow I’ve got to pray through this trap

Humble me Lord, that I can pray on to 
you in this fragile state
Let me be thankful in my petition
I need the strength to push past this plateau in my mind

Help me to see your grace,

Yuck--But I Love the Kid

It seems at least one dorm room is the dwelling of a bum.
		I visited my son and saw big piles of grungy clothes.
                leftover fast food, open garbage--things a mother loathes!
		Sloppy sons so seldom seek to scour sickening scum.

Yuck

Not cut from the same cloth
humanity has been brain washed
I'm the type who loves to watch
look to the left and cough
she's thick in that primordial sauce
primitive temptations
invading my reptilian thoughts
set mountains ablaze
to attract gaint moths
only
to
be
squashed

Yuck Mouth

wow! she is so beautiful! i would like to get to know her. i wonder what is her name. look at her. she is dressed very nice. goergous hair, pretty smile. how can i get her attention? i know. ill ask her the time. excuse me miss, do u have the time ? " yes

Yuck

When Mother Eagle returned with her wormy swag
Each of the eaglets grimaced and gagged
"Eat that slimy thing?
You've got to be kidding!
We'll wait and see what Dad bagged!"


7/29/11

Received 6th place in "Pure Thoughts on Nature" contest

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