Short Yuck Poems
Short Yuck Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Yuck by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Yuck by length and keyword.
There is a spider on my wall,
I tried to squish it with a baseball;
But I only made it mad,
Oh man, this is bad,
Why am I afraid of something so small.
In a lifetime, we ingest 70 insects while sleeping
Tell me these facts are fictitious, my mind is bleeping
Yucky I say
Not true, NO WAY!
But I'll stay awake to catch these guy's leaping
In a lifetime, we ingest 70 insects and 10 spiders while sleeping
Tell me these facts are fictitious, my mind's bleeping
Yucky I say
Not true, NO WAY!
But I'll still stay awake to catch these guy's a-leaping
(This is a fictional poem)
You're making a peanut butter sandwich with sardines.
That's one of the grossest things I've ever seen.
Now you're putting marshmallows and gravy on it too.
I'm going to call the funny farm on you.
Form:
Asked my class name, 3 famous people in history, they would like to see
"The first child said Lincoln, Washington, and Ali"
2nd one said" I really don't know"
The last one said," Curley, Larry, and Moe
9/6/2018
It seems at least one dorm room is the dwelling of a bum.
I visited my son and saw big piles of grungy clothes.
leftover fast food, open garbage--things a mother loathes!
Sloppy sons so seldom seek to scour sickening scum.
When Mother Eagle returned with her wormy swag
Each of the eaglets grimaced and gagged
"Eat that slimy thing?
You've got to be kidding!
We'll wait and see what Dad bagged!"
7/29/11
Received 6th place in "Pure Thoughts on Nature" contest
Not cut from the same cloth
humanity has been brain washed
I'm the type who loves to watch
look to the left and cough
she's thick in that primordial sauce
primitive temptations
invading my reptilian thoughts
set mountains ablaze
to attract gaint moths
only
to
be
squashed
My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
For my birthday she made a juicy duck
Squirt of this, squirt of that
Big fat duck just went splat
Came out tasting like a ‘whole lotta yuck!’
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*'Cluck' means 'chef' in avant-garde French
the kids are in the house she said
He leaned out and she gave him a huge kiss
The kids were actually in the yard
YUCK! one of them said
the oldest one was actually tickled
But he did not want to disappoint his brothers
So, he said yuck too,
he was actually pleased his parents loved each other
He had several friends with divorced parents
wow! she is so beautiful! i would like to get to know her. i wonder what is her name. look at her. she is dressed very nice. goergous hair, pretty smile. how can i get her attention? i know. ill ask her the time. excuse me miss, do u have the time ? " yes , its a quarter pass nine". thank you, have a nice day. omg.. her breath smells like an ash tray. and she has a yuck mouth.
Form:
Feeling overwhelmed
She looked into having
Someone watched over
areas where meddlers
could cause havoc
Or undo all she had
accomplished
She remembered her father
saying to her
" everyone that's qualified to
be your lover; maynot be
Qualifed to do the work"
She smiled thinking of old
lovers, adding some of those
qualifed for work can forget
all about finding person with me
What needs minds the cookie jar
when the cookies need minding
YUCK
I know we are supposed to love them
all creatures great and small
I know God had a reason
when he created those that crawl
even those that creep and flit
are part of a master plan
filling every earthly niche
in air, in water, on land
but Lord in your mighty scheme
please tell me in what mood
as you perused your work
and saw that it was good
inspected every nook and cranny
touched every leaf and twig
prompted you without a glance
to invent the pesky earwig.