Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Whole Lotta Yuck

    My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
     For my birthday she made a juicy duck
         Squirt of this, squirt of that
         Big fat duck just went splat 
    Came out tasting like a ‘whole lotta yuck!’



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    *'Cluck' means 'chef' in avant-garde French

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Darlene De Beaulieu March 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM Hello Gershon, You do not want to hurt your wife 's feelings. Do the best you can. Enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/ Darlene De Beaulieu March 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM Hello Gershon, thank you. enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/ Gershon Wolf March 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM You are right, Darlene. Thank you. :) gw

Beryl Edmonds March 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM I hope you received your plate with grace, if only for your own peace and sake… Beryl Gershon Wolf March 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM Of course. Who else is going to cook for me?! lol.

Michael Tor March 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM I got the feeling Gershon. When she asked you, "How is it honey." You responded, I plead the fifth." lol... Gershon Wolf March 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM Pleading got me nowhere, I'm afraid... lol.