Freddie Robinson Jr. Poet Light Verse

Don'T Yuck My Yum

There you go again,
tossing your ugly into the party mix
You don’t know any other way to flow,
that’s just how you roll
But let me make this crystal clear:
unplug your busybody ear,
and stay out of my business — 
No tamper ... no interfere
Keep your negative attitude,
don’t bring it here
Your funky mood,
don’t want it near
Steer clear of my personal affairs,
if not, proceed with fear
Keep your scissor hands
away from my Afro
Keep your peeping eyes
away from the keyhole
Don’t start getting smart
talking dumb
Don’t smear your fingers
in my frosting when the candles get lit,
and the singing has begun ...
Don’t yuck my yum
Don’t piss on my happy
with your glum
Don’t stick your fingers
in my cake when the candles get blown,
and the well-wishes kisses come ...
Don’t yuck my yum
Everybody here is for having fun,
so pack your sour lip prune gums ...
no last bathroom run
Time for you to get out of here
Or your cracked fortune cookie
gon crumble some
Last warning,
you gossip bum —  
Don’t yuck my yum!

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Leanne Lovejoy-Burton February 13, 2018 at 2:40 AM "Keep your scissor hands away from my Afro..."NO ONE MUST TOUCH THE 'FRO. You don't have no afro in that photo. Remind me not to get on the wrong side of you Freddie :)....Fabulous Machine Gun Execution. Listening to Betty Davis lately, cool bird.

Judith S February 12, 2018 at 1:53 PM Love this Freddie!! You have such a great style of writing! I feel like I've been missing your writes lately. Great to read something by you again. ~Judy