Best Yuck Poems

YUCK

I know we are supposed to love them
all creatures great and small

I know God had a reason
when he created those that crawl

even those that creep and flit
are part of a master plan

filling every earthly niche
in air, in water, on land

but Lord in your mighty scheme
please...

Continue reading...

    when accused of blither-blather
      seek shelter in the moment, rather
    than plunge right in confrontationally
      into a bottomless pit of calumny

    remember to count to...

Continue reading...

When Mother Eagle returned with her wormy swag
Each of the eaglets grimaced and gagged
"Eat that slimy thing?
You've got to be kidding!
We'll wait and see what Dad bagged!"


7/29/11

Received 6th place in "Pure Thoughts on Nature" contest...

Continue reading...

It seems at least one dorm room is the dwelling of a bum.
		I visited my son and saw big piles of grungy clothes.
                leftover fast food, open garbage--things a mother...

Continue reading...

There is a spider on my wall,

I tried to squish it with a baseball;

But I only made it mad,

Oh man, this is bad,

Why am I afraid of something so small....

Continue reading...

Not cut from the same cloth
humanity has been brain washed
I'm the type who loves to watch
look to the left and cough
she's thick in that primordial sauce
primitive temptations
invading my reptilian thoughts
set mountains ablaze
to attract gaint moths
only
to
be
squashed...

Continue reading...

EWE...My man,
       You're not so spic and span.

I waited for you all day.
       To come and sit on me and play.

Where have you been, my man?
       Seems...

Continue reading...

(This is a fictional poem)

You're making a peanut butter sandwich with sardines.
That's one of the grossest things I've ever seen.
Now you're putting marshmallows and gravy on it too.
I'm going to call the funny farm on you....

Continue reading...

wow! she is so beautiful! i would like to get to know her. i wonder what is her name. look at her. she is dressed very nice. goergous hair, pretty smile. how can i get her attention? i know. ill ask her the time. excuse...

Continue reading...

Asked my class name, 3 famous people in history, they would like to see

"The first child said Lincoln, Washington, and Ali"  

2nd one said" I really don't know"

The last one said," Curley, Larry, and Moe 









 
9/6/2018...

Continue reading...

There you go again,
tossing your ugly into the party mix
You don’t know any other way to flow,
that’s just how you roll
But let me make this crystal clear:
unplug your busybody ear,
and stay out of my business — 
No tamper ... no interfere
Keep your negative attitude,
don’t bring...

Continue reading...

The Yuck

I don’t want to do nothing
This is a trap of the enemy
Somehow I’ve got to pray through this trap

Humble me Lord, that I can pray on to 
you in this fragile state
Let me be thankful in my petition
I need the strength to push past...

Continue reading...

In a lifetime, we ingest 70 insects and 10 spiders while sleeping
Tell me these facts are fictitious, my mind's bleeping
Yucky I say
Not true, NO WAY!
But I'll still stay awake to catch these guy's a-leaping...

Continue reading...

    My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
     For my birthday she made a juicy duck
         Squirt of this, squirt of that
       ...

Continue reading...

In a lifetime, we ingest 70 insects while sleeping
Tell me these facts are fictitious, my mind is bleeping
Yucky I say
Not true, NO WAY!
But I'll stay awake to catch these guy's leaping...

Continue reading...