Yoda Poems - Poems about Yoda

We used to like Yoda we used to like Gandalf we used to like The Power Rangers but now we just like Golf remember days with Pog cards they were flipping bad mornings with your rock hard and now we're going mad Back when we were young all was an unknown soon we will be done where did the time...

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in truth it be told speak i do before i am the sun sets eastren...

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Yoda was the rad dog Rad enough to sing Singing all the bad songs Sad enough to sting Cryin for the bad hounds Howling in the wind Vibing out for sad songs Warbling as he spinned Growling for the mad dog Courser as he grinned Blurten out the sad songs Sweeter on the wind...

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While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda. I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda. I walked over to his table and we exchanged words. I really got mad when that dwarf flipped me a bird. I beat the hell out of him, whooping him wasn't hard at all. He tried to use the force but he was...

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Thought light I left on But jus the Full Moon it was Sleep now to I get....

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Well, I want to talk like Yoda Sophisticatedly Twisting grammer, backwards round Sounds like poetry Do this, I know, can I A man wise, think, I'll be Speaking just like Yoda With little difficulty So, Rhyming you, trouble have It's as easy as can be Yoda Speaking, just like Makes Rhyming easily "May the force, with you be"...

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warned have you been, You for danger coming, It face do you? Hide Nowhere to you have!...

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Yo, strength flows from lethal fists, these Coz, am I not, the dark-sided Casanova? Anger, fear, and pain to they Who respect me not one iota. Yet for my first fight, see I not, The force of that USA flagged toga. He, yes, knocked this goon about Almost sending me into a coma. Yo doc, called I, it hurts so bad, But it not...

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Make laughter out of bafflement And meet the wind as dawn arises Watch for signs when day declines It tells a truth that will not lie The sun will rise, the sun will set It comes and goes with no regret Some things will change our restless world But be assured upon the dawn Upon the dusk we can depend Assurance comes with every...

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The man looked at his twinkle Shucks what's become of me I used to rise and shine Now all i do is pee Yoda said, "Size doesn't matter Saying take a look at me I have  the force behind me" But still  I am so twee "Come close and feel the force Around us, you and me". "Everywhere the fire" Said I Looking down hopefully Guess it...

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Hindsight, as a gift good it would be Ours if only to have it we could Misery, to stop it for you and me People not to meet, good be that would. Hearts broken, not they would be Heartbreak, not happen it would Love true, we would see Hindsight, as a gift, be good it would Corners to turn, not turn them we...

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Walks on Dagobah weirdo Himself, smiling sadly. Yoda is hidden for a reason - Can not find it now does There comes a time - Luke Skywalker arrives Yoda knows That - on purpose. There comes a time - the specter of Ben reports That of Hoth Spring begins. Master Yoda hiding here for many years, Padawans so it got. Fly some, eats lunch - Yoda roots anymore. There...

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Green bark a prism creates, Feel the pull of earth, you must. Rotates, a slime of endless hates, Can hold me not, this world’s crust. Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates, Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust. Mist, my soul forever permeates, Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust. My spirit when light returns, elates, Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust. Trapped, I am, until student from fate Arrives to...

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Hello my green, little friend don't mess with him or you'll have an end. Alive over eight hundred years, with his powers, he disappears. Teaching is one of his strengths, except for his lengths. He may be a little bald, as long as the rest aren't appalled. Even if he's greenery, he blends in with the scenery. He can fight with a saber, but with good...

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An ode-a to Yoda love I, in language I’ll understand, try. Completely, the words are awry and no rhyme nor reason, comply Could please, someone now clarify and give me a lucid reply; then tell me right now, why oh why he can’t talk all proper – like I? ~ For Jim'S "BEST Yoda-speak" Competition....

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