Long Yoda Poems
Long Yoda Poems. Below are the most popular long Yoda by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Yoda poems by poem length and keyword.
Doggerel I
Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse
A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!
Bible Libel
by Michael R. Burch
If God
is good,
half the Bible
is libel.
I came up...
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Categories:
yoda, dog, hilarious, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, nursery
Form:
Limerick
Limericks
Limericks
by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.
The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus,...
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Categories:
yoda, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form:
Limerick
Monoku Monday - Aug 2021
"Bits and Pieces III" Posted 1 Aug 2021
Pun Ishment
bread is like the sun it rises in the yeast and it sets in the waist
English Class
epitome...
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Categories:
yoda, humor,
Form:
Monoku
Heisenberg
I’ve been cutting Peter’s hair for a year. When covid lockdown occurred, I learned to cut my brother’s hair - and yes, he still has two ears. When I first met Peter, he had a...
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Categories:
yoda, boyfriend, conflict, fashion, school, student, teen,
Form:
Free verse
Bars
LC
I drop bars, that break bars, and start fights in dive bars
“Emotio est pons, amor est finis.”
I am the spark between the medulla oblongata
and the thalamus.
The protector of vertebrae,
And the processor behind what...
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Categories:
yoda, 12th grade, animal, appreciation, baptism, chocolate, cool,
Form:
Blank verse
Revenge of the Altar Boy
"Drip, drip" said the mildew-stained stone cellar walls of St. Peter's cathedral,
Where a goblet of wine dripped into a priest dressed in robes violet and medieval.
Down into the crypts beneath the church's alter he had...
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Categories:
yoda, abuse, child abuse, corruption, encouraging, endurance, fear,
Form:
Couplet
Common Denominator
Global warming is on the rise;
hear the hateful voices,
see the angry eyes
Earth temperature is flaring to the moon,
nuclear hate
gon bring an apocalyptic kaboom
Hostile tweet emotions
press send to our doom
Then sorrowful hearts
will be melting soon
Unless we...
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Categories:
yoda, conflict, dark, hate, word play,
Form:
Epic
Early Mid Afternoon May 22nd 2020
Early/mid afternoon May 22nd, 2020...
Raindrops percolate Perkiomen Valley watershed
pleasant reprieve versus quite warm temperatures
yesterday found yours truly averse attempting re:
ding outside, the secluded alcove visible looking
thru single bedroom window here, once upon time
former Schwenksville Elementary...
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Categories:
yoda, 12th grade, future, health, husband, jobs, rain,
Form:
Political Verse
Straight Up Star Wars
Yo,
I was in an empire, part of the rebellion,
I was luke and han solo,
Takin' photos, of a world in love with chedda'
Prayin' all day for things to get betta'
Askin' Yoda in the sky for some...
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Categories:
yoda, black-african amerstar, me, star,
Form:
Free verse
Unrequited car rearing paramours of yesteryear
Ford score and...Chevy
five years ago,
my Model A strapping
handsome big bro,
(who sped like one
speeding Triumph font lee, crow),
wing, & swooping Thunderbird, with
bold face observers whistling Geronimo
(Holy Jeep), this meant war
whooping Comanche
decked out as armadillo
kicking up...
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Categories:
yoda, absence, adventure, angel, appreciation, beautiful, career, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
The Natural Way of Being
(Playful girl in Western Tibet, 2009)
The Natural Way of Being
There’s a natural way of being
And then there is a contrived way
Of trying to become.
I remember the natural way as a child
Simply being, exploring, playing,
And...
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Categories:
yoda, innocence, life, perspective, spiritual,
Form:
Narrative
Unrequited Car Rearing Paramours of Yesteryear
Ford score and...Chevy
five years ago,
my Model A strapping
handsome big bro,
(who sped like one
speeding Triumph font lee, crow),
wing, & swooping Thunderbird, with
bold face observers whistling Geronimo
(Holy Jeep), this meant war
whooping Comanche
decked out as armadillo
kicking up...
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Categories:
yoda, adventure, age, analogy, creation, love, memory, romantic,
Form:
Personification
Tim and Wyclef
Yo poets, preachers, and prophets,
Here this game, cause there are two prophets,
That inspire me, to keep raging against machines of injustice,
One white, one black, one academic, the other spits music,
Two preachers, two prophets of corporate...
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Categories:
yoda, black african american, universe,
Form:
Ballad
Ye Get This
Yesterday I had a short circuit
So, I just had to go sit back
And just rework it
Been writing for more
Than a week a half
Boy this download did come real fast
Yeah with the music
Man it was blast
I...
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Categories:
yoda, visionary,
Form:
Personification
Kamel Hairless
There was once animal that looked like a camel ...
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Categories:
yoda, allusion, animal, celebrity, extended metaphor, humor, political,
Form:
Couplet
Dawn Light Haiku
Radio impulse
Stray songs invite;
Hip melancholy
~~~~~~~~~
Words and lyrics
Basket of moods;
Mental corridors
~~~~~~~~~
Espresso machine
Caffeine song;
Frothy brew
~~~~~~~~~~
Dancing darling
Plucks my heart strings;
Sense surround
~~~~~~~~~
Listen now
Birdsong metaphor;
Dawn brings magic
~~~~~~~~~
Profound moments
Rain wets window;
Windy sadness
~~~~~~~~~
Neighbour smiles
Meal takeaway chit-chat;
Weather and prices
~~~~~~~~~
Pineapple slices
Lunch time treats;
Sour-sweet yellow
~~~~~~~~~
Dress-up...
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Categories:
yoda, beauty,
Form:
Haiku
Lff2
We've seen some summers
Ones with luscious life, laughter, and love
While others were frost bitten filled with disaster
Smitten by the hands of the unjust the corrupt
Plots twisting, but in the voice of Yoda, "come to an...
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Categories:
yoda, black african american, drink, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Victim of Yo Hustle
Push man push sell dat dope for me
Push man push and I might promise to set your soul free
Be the best you can be #1 salesman in the streets
Man you so cold you know...
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Categories:
yoda, black african american, death, education, friend, friend,
Form:
Blank verse
Star Wars Revisited
I watched this strange flick
while I was a young chick
Involving space and futuristic beings
So many handsome men creating steam
Two men it seemed in love with she
This beauty with coils, eyes like the sea
I dreamt...
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Categories:
yoda, my child, star, war,
Form:
Rhyme
What You Just Said Mr K About a Job Well Done
Another tribute to
To one of my very own personal
favorites
The one and only
Fenian yoda poet laureate
Sir O . B . 1 of K
Who is both simultaneously
blessed with
Oscar Wilde wordsmith craft
And at the same...
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Categories:
yoda, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Her Revenge In Georgejonesville
She said we could climb one of those TALL TALL TREES
And that we could make it though they sway in the breeze
She said, "This is it through the WINDOW UP ABOVE"
"We're real lucky to find...
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Categories:
yoda, adventure, betrayal, fantasy, humorous, judgement,
Form:
Couplet
An Ode To the Force
This is in Yoda speak, my favorite Star Wars character
Your heart lives the greatest power within;
faith that survives darkest gloom
where in its depths roses bloom
and in its heights, the sun at noon
warms all and holds...
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Categories:
yoda, inspirational,
Form:
Free verse
At Last, I Found Love
He entered my life like morning sun that coats the horizon like paint on canvas, that captured my heart.
He entered my life like a butterfly that floats in a net and helped me forget all...
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Categories:
yoda, boyfriend, happy, how i feel, i love
Form:
Light Verse
Southee serenade
Foppish fringe flutters..pianist tendrils tinkling..
Flitter finessing leathery fruits..
Caressing..stitched dreams tickled & tailored..
Swing..swerve in clandestine cahoots…
Curve…voluptuous velvety verve..
Wobble seam serendipity tempts..teases..
Sliding across creases..angle architect gliding..
Heaven sent tyro riding blazing trails..
Hellbent brio…Waggers & Trent..Timmy trio..
Touted trinity…selector trifecta..febrile...
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Categories:
yoda, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Yoda Speaks
Make laughter out of bafflement
And meet the wind as dawn arises
Watch for signs when day declines
It tells a truth that will not lie
The sun will rise, the sun will set
It comes and goes with no...
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Categories:
yoda, inspirational, introspection, sun,
Form:
Free verse