Short Yoda Poems

in truth it be told

speak i do before i am

the sun sets eastren...

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Thought light I left on
But jus the Full Moon it was
Sleep now to I get....

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warned have you been,
You for danger coming,
It face do you?
Hide Nowhere to you have!...

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"What's in there, Yoda?"

"Only what you take with you" ...

We fear most ... OURSELVES....

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Yoda clever was right on cue
And Obie did swell tae kwon do
But one day unique
In star wars double speak
Must be "May the 4th" be with you...

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Yoda says the force running biz is
But each ER worker's a wiz
And spot it they can
The treatment right ban
Which siphons their wonderful rizz
...

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Christmas day. Receiving a Darth Vader remote controlled toy.
I had it for only 24 hours. Last time I saw it.
Where did you go, Darth? Back to chasing Luke Skywalker?
Oh well, got a good 15 minutes of playtime with you.
I've been called Yoda....

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Made you the creator has
Third person you are
A game if u will
Controlled vessel by soul
Truth and Knowledge seeks you
Find it you must
Plant, fish ,land animal to human
Superhuman u will obtain 
If the proper knowledge you can gain 



To Yoda, An Ode ....Contest...

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Yoda was the rad dog
Rad enough to sing
Singing all the bad songs
Sad enough to sting

Cryin for the bad hounds
Howling in the wind
Vibing out for sad songs
Warbling as he spinned

Growling for the mad dog
Courser as he grinned
Blurten out the sad songs
Sweeter on the wind...

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Ol' yoda you looking like a wrinkly toad.

Watch it Obi-wan im not that friggin old.

Why have you called me here in this transmission.

Train luke to a jedi is my one condition.

I'll do it yoda ill show him the force.

In the Force train him well and with a lightsaber of course....

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An ode-a to Yoda love I,
in language I’ll understand, try.
Completely, the words are awry
and no rhyme nor reason, comply 

Could please, someone now clarify
and give me a lucid reply;
then tell me right now, why oh why
he can’t talk all proper – like I?

~






For Jim'S  "BEST Yoda-speak" Competition....

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Harlots on Harleys
Barbies on broomsticks
Midgets on widgets
Buddha on Broadway

Leaders in leotards
Players in playpens
Twinkies in Slinkies
Christ in Cabaret

Temptation of teddies
Tyranny of toupees
Ecstasy of ecstasy
Yahoo of Yahweh 

Widows with whiskey
Yoda with yen
Saviors with favors
Zeros with Zen...

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Well, I want to talk like Yoda
Sophisticatedly
Twisting grammer, backwards round
Sounds like poetry

Do this, I know, can I
A man wise, think, I'll be
Speaking just like Yoda
With little difficulty

So, Rhyming you, trouble have
It's as easy as can be
Yoda Speaking, just like
Makes Rhyming easily 


"May the force, with you be"...

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I shall but send a fluffy Jedi …for the mythic unicorn already lives in you.


To PD from N.O.


*according to biologist Dr. Myron Shekell, Washington University, Yoda was modeled after a tarsier due to its huge eyes, tiny frame, and the fact that it speaks a language of its own.
www.dailymail.co.uk/ sciencetech/article-2907235...

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Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.

Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.

Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.

Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.

My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.

Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust....

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Yoda you are not 
Spiritual may forgot
Creature green and small
A Jedi, your size, be you tall

With words of meanings small
Your language known be all
To many with imaginations,bright
Be they to wield their saber light.

Imagination dark and light yield
Jedi be, force is sealed
Vadar and boy son he be
Many child role be he

Inspire to save ,no evil defeat
Battles waged, honor he'd meet
Yoda, small joy you brought
Skills, self worth by Jedi, taught....

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Hello my green, little friend
don't mess with him or you'll have an end.
Alive over eight hundred years,
with his powers, he disappears.
Teaching is one of his strengths,
except for his lengths.
He may be a little bald,
as long as the rest aren't appalled.
Even if he's greenery,
he blends in with the scenery.
He can fight with a saber,
but with good behavior.
For as backwards he talks,
on tiny feet he walks.
This episode is at the end,
so the rebels will apprehend....

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